Fashion Face-Off: Which Star Rocked Her Daisy Dukes Best?

Posted on October 06, 2014

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Darlings, it’s a JORTS-OFF. Two celebrity icons/total babes/people whose names are literally synonymous with “total babe,” Halle Berry and Heidi Klum faced the Los Angeles heat by sensibly refusing to give a crap about how they look. But that doesn’t mean we can’t judge them, darlings. Heavens, no. Judging is what we DO. It’s who we ARE. And it’s who you are too, so get in there.

First up, Miss Halle:

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Ooooh, she’s coming out of the gate strong. Her jorts are nicely shaped and fit her well. The top is cool and clean, provides a nice contrast, and has a sassy little knot, which just shows how committed Miss Berry is to maintaining her style in the face of knee-buckling weather. Excellent deployment of accessories, with the killer shades and jaunty hat. Obviously could’ve used a bag of some sort. Flip-flop game is unimpressive.

Next up, Fraulein Klum, serving up California (by way of Bergisch Gladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia) Blonde realness:

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Overall, she really nails that whole Charlie’s Angels look just by existing. Her tan game is on point and her hair looks amazing. The shades are classic, and we love the little pendant and studded belt. Don’t love the bag at all, but she wins on the flip-flop front.

They’re pretty closely tied, but we think we’re going with Halle, because her look just suits her better. And besides, Heidi’s shorts look like they were cut from man jeans.

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Pablo/Dunkin D/Goodwin/FAMEFLYNET, Borisio/INFphoto.com]

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