Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior at the “Time Out of Mind” Premiere

Marion, please excuse us for asking a question you’re no doubt tired of hearing, as a Dior celebrity spokesmodel, but…

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

PinMarion Cotillard attends the premiere of “Time Out Of Mind” during the 2014 New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall in New York City in a Christian Dior look from the Spring 2015 collection.

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Embroidered velvet cape-coats over shorts over pointy-toed pumps is NOT A THING. We REFUSE to allow it to be a thing on a world in which we currently reside. We REJECT this thing, wholeheartedly. We SPIT on this thing. Or we would, if Marion wasn’t in danger of getting some of our spit on her. And let’s face it, the poor woman is humiliated enough as it is. Just look at that facial expression. That’s French for “This is not happening to me.”

You know the Dior brand is reaching the bottom of the barrel when they can’t even make iconic French film stars look good anymore.

[Photo Credit: Nancy Rivera/ACE/INFphoto.com, Roger Wong/INFphoto.com, IMAXTree]

• Christian Dior
• Marion Cotillard
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet