Miss Shailene finally found herself a cute dress AND someone dressed worse than she is to stand next to! Fashion firsts for the Woodley Sprite! This should be a triumphant moment for her. Unfortunately, she screwed it up by wearing the horrifying footwear.
No, we really mean it. You’re going to need a second to brace yourself. Have a glass of water and a bucket nearby, just in case.
Shailene Woodley and Shiloh Fernandez attend the premiere of “White Bird” in Paris, France. Shailene Woodley is wearing a Christian Dior dress from the Resort 2015 collection.
Christian Dior Resort 2015 Collection
Those shoes were designed by Satan. We bet you can only destroy them by drowning them in holy water or something. Contenders for the ugliest shoes of all time? Quite possibly, darlings. But the day’s still young.
Her look is starting to skate right up to the line of “J Law cosplay,” which is something she needs to steer clear of.
As for him, we were originally going to call him a douche for putting no effort in, until a few moments’ reflection convinced us that he probably spend more time primping in front of a mirror before leaving than she did. The hair alone probably took him an hour. And those pants didn’t just fuck up themselves. There were lovingly and meticulously fucked up by hand. Nice jacket, though.
What’s with the creepshot/upskirt mirrors? That’s pretty weird.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Christian Dior]
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