If we don’t clear out our Cannes folders now, we may never get caught up on all our Cannes-erie, kittens! And wouldn’t that be tragic? If all of these poor celebrities had to go through life without the benefit of our opinions? Let’s help them out.
Alicia Vikander (in Louis Vuitton) and Michael Fassbender (in Berluti) at the HOPE Premiere
She loves herself some very plain, pale frocks, but we have to admit, as boring as the bodice is, the skirt is very pretty. He looks foine.
Bella Hadid in Prada at the GARANCE Premiere
Old school gam. It’s not a particularly interesting look but she’s demonstrating why models are invited to Cannes every year.
Carla Bruni in Roberto Cavalli Couture at the GARANCE Premiere
We love the zebra stripe, but we hate the straps and that black band.
Cate Blanchett in Louis Vuitton at the PAPER TIGER Premiere
It’s a very sad state of affairs when Good Lady Cate winds up in a rundown because her outfit wasn’t worth a spotlight post.
Charlotte Le Bon in Dior at the FULL PHIL Premiere
Hate the scarf, and we don’t think she’s gone more than a minute this week without exposing her stomach, but this is cute.
Daisy Edgar-Jones in Balenciaga at the FJORD Premiere
This is gorgeous.
Diego Calva (in Prada) and Charles Melton (in Louis Vuitton) at the HER PRIVATE HELL Premiere
Can’t argue with those cheekbones.
Dita von Teese in Tamara Ralph Couture at the BITTER CHRISTMAS Premiere
We can’t say that black panel is working all that well, but she looks lovely in this.
Emma Mackey in Louis Vuitton at the FULL PHIL Premiere
Ooof. That’s awful and it looks like she knows it.
Halsey in Andreas Kronthaler at the SHEEP IN THE BOX Premiere
Way too much dress, wildly overdesigned, and she’s not suited to it at all.
Heidi Klum in Monique Lhuillier at the FJORD Premiere
That yellow does nothing for her. The design is stale, but in a rich or vibrant color, this might work.
Isabelle Huppert in Balenciaga at the KARMA Premiere
It’s very witchy in a way that suits her very well. We don’t love the hood/shoulder shape and we must once again point out that wearing this much leather in May must be very stinky.
Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta at the GARANCE Premiere
Those weird sleeves ruin what’s an otherwise unobjectionable gown.
Noah Schnapp in Karl Lagerfeld at THE BELOVED Premiere
All grown up and looking pretty great, but you don’t go sockless in a tux.
Olga Kurylenko in Elie Saab at the KARMA Premiere
It photographs really well and it’s a lined sheer dress, so we’re duty-bound to support it.
Sophie Thatcher in Louis Vuitton at the HER PRIVATE HELL Premiere
We actually like the design of that skirt, but we don’t think it works with the bodice. Her hair people keep doing her wrong.
Stellan Skarsgård in AMI Paris at the FJORD Premiere
Sexy grandpa, which is a style that works very well for him.
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