2011 MTV Movie Awards Part 1

Posted on June 06, 2011

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of!

Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia

It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well.

Amanda Bynes in Hervé Léger

Oh, honey. Everything you are doing here is wrong. That is not your dress and those are not the shoes to go with that dress. By the way, not to defend the cross-legged, gotta-pee pose so many starlets default to on the RC, but here’s an example of why they’re directed to do so.

Amber Lancaster

Enh. It’s all right. Proportions seem a bit off.

Ashley Benson in Matthew Williamson

Love the skirt, but the bust looks like two fabric-covered coconut shells.

Beth Littleford

It’s fine, if a bit plain. We simply refuse to get behind the idea of neutral beige pumps paired with black tights IN JUNE. Was her stylist drunk yesterday?

Britt Robertson

It’s a great dress, but the hair and (presumed) makeup need some serious attention.

Cameron Diaz in 3.1 Phillip Lim

It’s fine. We might have ripped it if she wore it somewhere else, but the MTV MAs are just the place for it.

Chelsea Handler in Lanvin

Dress is fine, shoes are fine, hair is tragic.

Emma Stone in Bottega Veneta

FINALLY. Some style! We really like the dress on her and salute the accessorizing, which borders on matchy, but doesn’t quite go over the line. She looks put together.

Jessica Szohr in Alice + Olivia

Can wallpaper give you camel toe?

Kristen Stewart in Balmain

Wait. Why is she smiling? What does she know? She can’t possibly be happy on the red carpet, can she? It’s pretty, but it’s too short on her and her bra is peeking out.

Nikki Reed in Heather

That top is a  ripoff of the Blake Lively/Mila Kunis Lanvin dress and we hate sheer skirts over minis most of the time. We don’t mind the look here, though. It’s at least not a tiny little strapless ruffled cocktail dress.

Nina Dobrev in Georges Chakra couture

How can anyone try this dress on and not think they look like a Christmas present?

Reese Witherspoon in Zac Posen

Nice enough. These tight little dresses are apparently her thing now.

Roma Downey

Talk about a random. What’s she doing there? The dress is a bit much and she clearly needs to be Touched By a Bra.

Selena Gomez in Giambattista Valli

Truly chic and adorable. This is one of our favorite looks of the night. Fresh and young and very put together. Girl knows what she’s doing.

Tinsel Korey

Snore. Looks like she put it on while drunk.

Torian Bellisario

It’s all Pride and Prejudice up top and ripped hem on the bottom. Doesn’t really go together.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

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