Kittens, we do believe we’ve just been sent a secret message by Jennifer Aniston. Observe:
It’s as if she turned directly to us and said “Listen, you two hissing bitches, you’re sick of my sequined bathtowels? My naked shoes which consist of nothing more than a sole and a flimsy strap? My overwhelming orangeness? FINE. HERE. I look fucking adorable, don’t I, bitches? BUT SHUT UP ABOUT THE BLACK. Jen A doesn’t do pink, not even for bitchy queens who won’t shut up about my every outfit. HAPPY NOW?” And, because we are two bitchy queens, we collapse to our knees in a euphoric frenzy because someone just read us for filth and we liked it.
She looks pretty cute; right? Yeah, it’s still black and no, we haven’t suddenly changed our minds and declared our love for lace, but this has sleeves, not to mention a little shape and swing to it, and those are major departures for this gal. We applaud this look for being a little out of her comfort zone. Plus, she just looks adorable.
IN! Risk-taking should be applauded! She looks ADORBS!
OUT! She looks like a slutty widow!
The Minion Opinion on Hilary Swank’s swanky holiday gown was IN.
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