Kittens, after twenty-some-odd feature posts on over fifty of this weekend’s most discussable Golden Globes-related looks, it is time for your ol’ pals T & Lo to put this red carpet to bed, well and truly judged.
Shall we, then?
Beanie Feldstein in Oscar de la Renta
The color looks great on her and we love that she turned toward a more grownup and sophisticated style but it looks to us like the bust/neckline needs to sit a little higher.
Christina Applegate in Pamella Roland
More than a little underwhelming, we’re afraid.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph in Christian Siriano
The bust exploding into ruffly sleeves is a bit distracting, but she’s working the hell out of this one.
Dakota Fanning in Dior
Sweetie, this is Elle’s dress. You’re so much better with the Rocker Chick looks.
Glenn Close in Armani Privé
Fierce as fuck.
Idina Menzel in Paule Ka
She looks fine, but isn’t it time to retire this dress? It’s been worn so many times on the red carpet.
Joey King in Iris Van Herpen Couture
Kudos to her for bringing Iris van Herpen to the Golden Globes, but we wish the hem went to the floor.
Michelle Pfeiffer in Brunello Cucinelli
Look, all the respect in the world that she can still work such low-key looks, but this one’s just a little too dreary for us.
Rachel Bilson in Brock Collection
Looks like a marriage between lingerie and a tablecloth.
Rachel Brosnahan in Michael Kors Collection
Too plain a design in possibly too subtle a color.
Salma Hayek in Gucci
Shailene Woodley in Balmain
We love that she’s discovered – and seemingly enjoys wearing – edgier, more high-impact fashion. We don’t LOVELOVE it, but we respect it and think she looks pretty great.
Sienna Miller in Gucci
Thomasin McKenzie in Valentino
This is not a jumpsuit, thank goodness. It’s kind of interesting and we’re intrigued by the dusty sort of gray color, but that ruffle on the bustline is a bit too much.
Tiffany Haddish in Galia Lahav
It’s … fine. It suits her and the color’s great on her, but it looks like something you could pick up in any bridal shop.
Zoe Deutch in Fendi
Absolutely gorgeous. One of our favorites of the night – and we’re usually pretty bitchy about strong yellows.
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