Rosamund Pike and Jamie Dornan at the “A Private War” European Premiere

Posted on October 22, 2018

Rosamund and Jamie put on their finest (or the best approximation), sucked in their cheeks and faced the crowds, hoping to get them to buy a ticket. Let’s judge them, yes?

Yes.

 

Um… we’ll start with him first. He’s easier.

 

 

He’s hot, the suit is fine and fits him well. Is it all as dull as dishwater? Pretty much, but as we said, he’s hot. Also, he should shave his neck.

As for Miss Panties…

This whole idea of see-through skirts is going to seem so silly twenty years from now. Granted, they seem pretty silly to us right now, but apparently, a lot of folks are convinced on their charms. Why else would we be seeing them so often and for so long? It goes without saying, but we’ll say it anyway: this would have been chic as hell if the skirt was lined. As is, it’s just puzzling and goofy; not just the sheerness of the skirt, but that way it’s been paired with such a heavy, covered top half. The effect is only made more absurd to us with the severe hair and makeup. It’s like she’s trying so hard to be fierce while at the same time trying not to show how cold her bottom half is. Miss Rosamund, don’t let yourself get talked into these silly ensembles.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Rosamund Pike: Givenchy Ensemble from the Spring 2018 Couture Collection
Styled by Ryan Hastings

Jamie Dornan: Hermès Three-piece Suit | Tod’s Shoes
Styled by Jeanne Yang

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]

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