Darlings, everyone simmer down for a second so we can get a read. There’s a disturbance in the fashion force. Something new is happening on the sidewalks of fame. We sense a sudden and unexpected stepping up of game.
Ah. There she is.
STANDING OVATION, DARLING. SIDEWALK PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR. Sexy, chic, and ready to claw someone’s face off for looking at you funny! You are DIVA PERSONIFIED. This is some J Lo level promenading going on here.
We can only guess at what she’s texting, but we think it might be “Eat my shit, Taylor Swift.”
Naya? A word of advice. When you’re looking this put together and spewing this kind of high-riding bitch attitude in front of photographers, an epic hair flip would not be out of place. Try it next time.
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