In or Out: Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani

Posted on June 09, 2011

Precious Unborn Fawns! As if it wasn’t bad enough that we had to criticize Iman’s outfit last week, we are now forced to point out the deficiencies in the latest outfit of CATE, GODDESS OF RED CARPETS AND ATTITUDE. What is GOING ON in the world of red carpets, kittens? Is it the red carpet End Times? Is the Red Carpet Rapture coming to whisk the truly stylish up to fashion heaven to party with Coco, Yves, and Gianni? One thing’s for sure: we’re keeping a close eye on Tilda Swinton in the coming days, because if she shows up in something boring or ill-fitting, then we’ll know it’s all over.

Think we’re exaggerating about SAINT CATE OF THE STEP-AND-REPEAT? Behold:

Cate Blanchett at the Sydney Film Festival opening night screening of “Hanna” in Giorgio Armani.

Giorgio Armani Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Milana Keller

That is CATE BLANCHETT and she looks like the Director of Conferences and Events at an Embassy Suites. That is CATE BLANCHETT and she is BEIGE. That is CATE BLANCHETT AND NOTHING FITS HER CORRECTLY.

There can be only one explanation.

THAT IS NOT CATE BLANCHETT.

 

VOTE NOW, KITTENS! MAKE IT NOT BE TRUE!

IN! You’re nuts, bitches! That IS Cate and she looks fierce!

OUT! Begone, foul creature who takes the form of one who is sacred!

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage, style.com]

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