The stars came out to sell you some diamonds at the Tiffany “Sea of Wonder” collection launch. Let’s make fun of their clothes!
Alicia Keys in Givenchy
We HATE the ombre effect at the bottom, which only makes it look like she waded through muck to get there. Otherwise, the suit is very nice, but we don’t think a herringbone tweed lends itself to going shirtless.
Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior by John Galliano
She’s doing a little bit of Holly Golightly cosplay and we can’t get mad at it, since a Tiffany party would be the best place to get your Audrey on.
Chace Crawford
Oddly disheveled.
Cooper Koch
He’s coming pretty close to pulling it off, which is impressive, but that’s entirely too much white satin for anyone who isn’t also wearing a veil and carrying a bouquet.
Diego Boneta
It’s fine, but not impeccable. The point is to show off the brooch and he’s doing that.
Gabrielle Union (in Danielle Frankel) and Dwyane Wade
They remain a stunning couple, but for once, he might be the better dressed of the two. Her dress is awkwardly proportioned and the textile looks like cheap tablecloths. We can’t say we’re in love with the proportions or tailoring of his suit, but it’s clearly of the highest quality and it looks genuinely interesting, which is a tough thing for a gray suit to pull off.
Greta Lee in Lii
There’s a certain elegance to it, but we really dislike the way the design pins her arms down.
Mikey Madison
It’s not a great shade for her. On the right wearer and in the right lighting, we think it could come off like a soft butter yellow, but here? We’re sorry, it looks pee-stained to us.
Quinta Brunson in Jenny Packham
It’s sharp and pretty but it’s too tight in the bust.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in The New Arrivals
Hailee Steinfeld wore a red version of this last month and it’s amazing how much better it looks in a rich color. Here, it just looks flimsy and insipid.
Taylor Russell in Conner Ives
It’s okay, but it looks pretty bridal to us.
Zoey Deutch in Victoria Beckham
It’s a dramatic look, although we don’t think it suits her all that well. The gather at the waist is heavy and awkward. The hair looks a little helmety to us.
[Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co., Courtesy of Tiffany & Co.]
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