GLAAD Awards 2024 Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on March 15, 2024

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The queers and their allies hit the red carpet last night for a surprisingly star-studded GLAAD Media Awards. Let’s judge them all in a totally supportive and intersectional way.

 

Allison Williams in St. John
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It’s pretty great, but we don’t love the shape of the neckline. Her makeup looks odd.

 

Alexandra Shipp
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This is hot.

 

Chlöe Bailey in Pressiat
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We’re sweating just looking at this, but at least it has a rear ventilation system.

 

Dylan Mulvaney
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The whale tail really is back, we guess. The dress is hot. We continue to fret over her hair and makeup choices, which do not flatter her at all.

 

Hannah Waddingham in Halston
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This is a pretty spectacular look, although we don’t think the Hillary hair is the best choice for her.

 

Jason Sudeikis
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You’ll pardon us, but this feels a little straight and narrow for a GLAAD party. Not that it looks bad, just a little sloppy. The tie should not be peeking out that much.

 

Jason Ritter and Melanie Lynskey
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They’re cute together and that is one fantastic jumpsuit for her. At least we think it’s a jumpsuit.

 

Jessica Betts and Niecy Nash-Betts
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Niecy went for full-on drag and of course it suits her.

 

JoJo Siwa
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We think it’s hilarious that her attempts at going hard and butch still leave her looking like a children’s show character. It’s a cute look, though.

 

Jonathan Bailey
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We don’t love the turtleneck but he remains a snack.

 

Juno Temple in Vivienne Westwood
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Only she could get away with a pink satin dress paired with a heart-shaped clutch. Unforch, the dress is kind of terrible. We’re disappointed she straightened her hair.

 

Kate Hudson
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We don’t love tiered skirts or wide necklines, but she does look pretty hot here.

 

Matt Bomer in Berluti
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Perfection.

 

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez in Gaurav Gupta Couture
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Lady, no. That bustline is unflattering to begin with, but it’s made worse by the fact that it’s clearly too small for you. All this pain for a dress that’s kind of ugly?

 

Michelle Visage in David Koma
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Said with love: You can take the girl out of Jersey, but don’t even try to take the Jersey out of the girl.

 

Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Luxx Noir London and Salina EsTitties
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Salina ate. We’re sorry, Mistress and Luxx, but you are up for elimination.

 

Oprah
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Executive Producer of THE COLOR PURPLE.

 

Reneé Rapp
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It’s fine, but very unphotogenic.

 

Samantha Hanratty in Roberto Cavalli
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It’s giving prom, but we like the color for being a bit unusual.

 

Shangela
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Can’t argue with that.

 

Sharon Stone (in Rami Al Ali) and Orville Peck
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Love his suit. Her outfit’s trying to do way too many things at once.

 

Sherry Cola in Kate Spade New York
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Newp. Can’t say we like that butter yellow. The proportions aren’t great.

 

Sydney Sweeney in Miu Miu
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It really was a tits-out kinda night, hunh? She looks gorgeous, though.

 

Trace Lysette
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The dress is pretty great, but it sits a little too low on her.

 

Zane Phillips in Dolce & Gabbana
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We feel dirty saying this because he told us he’s been reading us since high school, but you will not hear us complaining about any of that.

 

[Photo Credit: Michael Kovac/Getty Images for GLAAD, Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for GLAAD, Michael Kovac/Getty Images for GLAAD]

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