HARPER’S BAZAAR Global ICONS Portfolio & Bloomingdale’s 150th Anniversary Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on September 12, 2022

A bunch of Global Icons (according to Harper’s Bazaar) put on a whole bunch of fashion to celebrate Bloomingdales or something. Who cares why? The point is that celebrities are wearing some goofy things and that is why God created us. LFG!

 

 

 

Angus Cloud in Ralph Lauren Purple Label

We’ll be honest here. We can’t quite tell if this is a cute look or if he just looks cute in it. We think other guys might be able to pull it off, but it seems extremely well suit to him in particular.

 

 

 

Dove Cameron in Balmain

This is dramatically weird, which is pretty much her style sweet spot. We don’t love it completely, but it’s striking and unique, which compels us to at least like it a little.

 

 

 

Drew Barrymore in Christopher John Rogers (Coat) and Ralph Lauren (Shirt and Pants)

Oh, Drew. That stunning coat does not go with that blouse and pants AT ALL. It was honestly kind of a terrible idea to attempt pairing them.

 

 

 

Evan Mock in Saint Laurent

It’s pretty basic, but he looks great in it.

 

 

 

Heidi Klum in Rick Owens

Her red carpet fashion has gotten a little edgier in her maturity. We can’t say we love the design, but we like seeing  her try more interesting styles than her usual “short, tight and shiny” preferences.

 

 

 

Ilana Glazer

The print of that top – for surely we aren’t calling this a dress – is honestly hideous. The boots are kinda fab but they don’t go. The bag clashes completely. Ilana, what are we doing here?

 

 

Jack Harlow

This is disappointingly dull given how adventurous he can be with his style. He still looks good, though.

 

 

 

Jane Krakowski in Alberta Ferretti

Can’t get mad at any of this. It’s not trendy or edgy but it really suits her. The pants come off oddly flimsy in pictures.

 

 

 

Julia Fox in Joanna Prazmo

This is not a serious person.

 

 

 

Kat Graham in Hervé Léger

Just a terribly overdesigned dress in a fairly unattractive color. Lady, we hope there was a contract involved here and you got tons of money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper’s BAZAAR, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Harper’s BAZAAR, JOHN NACION/startraksphoto.com/Cover Images]

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