Darlings, we’ll have much to say about the insanity of the MTV VMAs later today when we focus on some of the looks in order to render our loving judgment upon them. But if you’d like a quick-and-dirty driveby assessment of our picks of some of the best and worst looks of the night, the fine folks at Cosmo were kind enough to hand us their platform to do so:
“We figure it would be better with either the latex thigh-highs or the lace-up platform sandals, but not both at the same time.”
“All the smart girls know that if you’re going to go with a red carpet homage, make sure it’s to an absolute queen.”
“Still, while we may not understand why she’s wearing a spoon, we support her right to wear it.”
“It may be a classic look, but that doesn’t mean she’s not working the hell out of it.”
Go and read the whole thing to get the full effect of our bitchery.
[Illustration by Khadija Horton for Cosmopolitan]