Miss Blake is out here on these streets, doing the work of self-promotion in a succession of bat shit ensembles that look like ass. Hey, we’re just giving the type of blunt assessment you love us for. For which you love us. Whatever. Let’s judge.
Blake Lively in Fendi at “Good Morning America”
We bet you thought we were being pretty mean in that opening paragraph. We bet you rapidly reconsidered that position in light of new evidence. Honestly, where the hell do you start with this one? Literally every part of this look is total ass. We’ve always been big proponents of the idea that celebrities should dress for attention if they’re promoting a project, but at some point dignity should be a consideration. That is a hideous shade of yellow.
Blake Lively in Max Mara and Ulyana Sergeenko at “Live with Kelly and Ryan Show”
If her hotel caught on fire and she had to run out into the street with only this on her back, we would accept her choices. Pretty sure that didn’t happen. Her shoes look like cough drops.
Blake Lively in Azzedine Alaïa at “The Rhythm Section” Talk Event
We enjoy a bit of inexplicable Wilson Phillips cosplay as much as the next two queens, but this really doesn’t suit her. Not that anything else in this post did, but still. That waist is too high for her and that shirt is too tight.
First Look: Fendi Ensemble from the Spring 2020 Collection | Valentino Boots
Second Look: Max Mara Coat from the Spring 2020 Collection | Ulyana Sergeenko Printed Dress from the Fall 2019 Collection | Christian Louboutin Shoes
Third Look: Azzedine Alaïa Head-to-toe Ensemble
[Photo Credit: ROGER WONG/INSTARimages.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE PICTURES/INSTARimages.com]