We’ve had our fun giving some of the more notable looks the spotlight, but let’s face it. It’s the AMAs. Almost all the looks are notable in one way or another. Time to shove them all together and commit a mass judging.
Billie Eilish in Burberry
Billie, The Sleepy Beekeeper.
Our first children’s book, coming out next year.
Camila Cabello in Oscar de la Renta
A blah dress the color of old pantyhose. It’s a no.
Carrie Underwood in Stello
The right side of her dress and the left side of her dress look like two entirely different dresses stitched together.
Ciara in Balmain
The jacket’s fun, but the pants are dumb. Bell-bottomed leggings are not a thing. Or they shouldn’t be, anyway. The Star Trek jewelry needs to go.
Cobie Smulders in Dundas
It’s a good thing that outfit catches your eye and keeps your attention, otherwise everyone would notice you’re about to slide right out of your shoes, girl.
Constance Wu in Prada
It’s not your fault, Constance, but your dress has an absolutely hideous shape.
Diplo in MCM
Sure. Okay. It’s douchey as hell, but isn’t that his brand?
Dua Lipa in Miu Miu
Way too bridesmaidy. And those shoes look hilariously awful.
Heidi Klum in Monsoori
This was the night for weird shapes, we guess. She’s selling the hell out of it, though. It almost comes across like sexy fun instead of looking like she wrapped a bathmat around her skirt.
Jameela Jamil in Pamella Roland
It’s a fabulous gown, but the modesty panel is unfortunate. They almost always are.
Katherine Langford in Rodarte
Gotta respect that she committed to a theme; said theme being the embodiment of a burning rash. Weird flex, but we respect the effort.
Kesha in Versace
The boots are fun but the dress looks more like a dressing gown.
Maya Hawke in Christian Dior Couture
Cute and well-suited to her. It’s got that classic Dior feel with just a little bit of a rocker chick undertone to it.
Selena Gomez in Versace
It’s too small and too neon, dear. Someone should’ve told you.
Shawn Mendes in Paul Smith
We appreciate that he broke a little out of his mold for this one, but the shape and fit of that jacket is weird. And we don’t think the bare chest look is the right one for him.
[Photo Credit: ABC/Image Group LA]
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