And now ladies and gentlemen, Miss Marion Cotillard, serving up today’s offering of “Are you fucking kidding me?” fashion. BEHOLD high Cannes style in this year of our Lord two thousand and nineteen:
Gym class shorts, hideous footwear and yard and yards of ripped, tattered, fraying denim. And 30 pounds of Chopard, of course. That’s what makes it all so classy.
To be fair, the coat has real possibilities and if it’s on the right wearer styled the right way, it could be stunning in its own way. But the rest of the outfit is completely AWFUL. And the wholly ill-suited diamond jewelry makes it all seem much tackier somehow. We saw one of the major fashion magazines shouting huzzahs at this and proclaiming it a salute to Game of Thrones and we rolled our eyes so forcefully that we gave ourselves migraines. This is some tacky-ass nonsense.
Style Credits:
– Balmain Ensemble from the Pre-Fall 2019 Collection
– Chopard Jewelry
Styled by Eliott Bliss | Hair by Perrine Rougemont | Makeup by Christophe Danchaud
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Balmain]
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