“Girls” Season 4 Series Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Darlings, it was the Girls season premiere and half the attendees dressed like they kinda didn’t give a crap. Which is an improvement over previous years, when most of them didn’t give a crap.

Hit it, girls.

Zosia Mamet in Alexander McQueen
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 Verbatim T Lo out-loud observations during initial scroll: “Wow! Look at her! Love the hair! Love the dress! … Shit. She just couldn’t stop herself, could she?”

Kirstie Alley
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Talk about a random.

She looks confused; as if she’s trying to find her cue card or something.

That jacket is exactly what Blanche Deveraux would be wearing if she was alive today.

Gillian Jacobs
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 If this had been sleeveless, it would have been perfect. Although the shoes would have still been tragically wrong for it.

Alysia Reiner
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GAAAH!

Okay, Alysia? Some advice. You can have:

a) wild hair

b) a lot of makeup, or

c) a loud print.

You cannot, however, have any of these things at the same time. Thus it is spoken.

Marin Ireland
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It’s an ice-skating costume and gardening shoes.

Jemima Kirke
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Whatever. That smug expression is entirely unearned.

Edie Falco
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That girl in the background is saying it for us: “Bored now.”

Sophia Bush in Lela Rose
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 Precious with a side order of boob.

Natasha Lyon in Opening Ceremony
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 Kind of a big nothing. Then again, whoever came up with a black carpet for a premiere, in a year when all the ladystars are dressing like widows, should probably be demoted.

Allison Williams in Monique Lhuillier
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 Not even trying.

[Photo Credit: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images]

• Red Carpet
• TV Series Premiere