38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards

Darlings, it was the 38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards! And can we just say something? The fashion at the daytime Emmys is always TRAGIC. We realize designers aren’t falling all over themselves to provide loaners to nameless-to-the-vast-majority-of-the-public soap opera stars or cooking show hosts. And while that’s a shame that these hard-working carnies can’t get a little style love from The Man, that doesn’t excuse the truly eye-searing and horrifying getups that some of them wear so proudly. We’ve got a chunk of them to run through, so we’re doing this Tourette’s style. Join us, won’t you?

PinAdrienne Frantz

1986 prom!

PinAnna Maria Perez De Tagle

Princess Jasmine!

PinBree Williamson

Flame retardant!

PinBrittany Allen

Doubles as a plant hanger!

PinDebbi Morgan

1986 prom! Again!

PinDenise Vasi

If the dress has lips, PUT IT BACK!

PinDevin Devasquez

“Who are you wearing?”

“Bed Bath and Beyond!”

PinHaley Pullos

Bad shoes! Mullet skirt! Weird eye makeup!

PinJennifer Gareis

Frilly toothpick!

PinJill Larson

1986 prime time soap opera!

[learn_more caption=”Click to see the rest of the crazy, kittens.”] PinJudi Evans

Titfeathers!

PinJeanne Cooper

Gin, Newports, Chanel No. 5!

PinJulia Pace Mitchell

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE LADIES AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH 1986 PROM?!?

PinKassie de Pavia

Kinda hot!

PinKate Linder

This woman is insane.

PinKimberly McCullough

Pretty color! But shapeless!

PinLaura McKenzie

No, really. Were all these people cryogenically frozen in 1986 and they just woke up?

PinLauren Koslow

Honey! We don’t mean to alarm you but something is trying to escape from your wig!

PinMarie Osmond

Completely unable to move from the hips up!

PinMarlee Matlin

Sweetie, it’s the ghetto Emmys. A train’s a bit much.

PinMelissa Archer

Of course! 1986 CALL GIRL!

PinMeredith Vieira

Shapeless!

PinMichelle Stafford

1986 prime time soap opera night gown!

PinMolly Burnett

Blind!

PinPeggy McCay

Franzia, Virginia Slims, Estee Lauder White Linen!

PinRachael Ray

No gays were involved in the styling of this look!

PinSarah Glendening

The label inside reads “Gucii!”

PinSusan Lucci

SCARING THE CHILDREN!!!!

[/learn_more]

[Photo Credit: Getty]

• Daytime Emmy Awards
• Emmy Awards