Cannes Watch: McAdams, Thurman, Hayek

Posted on May 12, 2011

Darlings, it’s about time we opened up a Cannes of bitchass on the red carpet, yes? Allons-y! Let’s select 3 ladies from the Opening Ceremony and the “Midnight In Paris” Premiere at the Palais des Festivals and tell them what they did wrong. Why? Because it’s très amusant!

Rachel McAdams

Marchesa Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Lee Hyun Yi

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Lorenzo thought this dress was pretty and dramatic. Tom looked at Lorenzo like he has three heads. Tom doesn’t like red lace at all, so this would have been a tough sell in any case, but the, as Tom put it (using his vast knowledge of fashion terminology), “shit hanging off it” is what kills the dress for him. Great shoes, but the color seems like an odd choice. And speaking of color, honey, the uber-blonde hair basically erases all the features on your face, turning you into yet another Generic Hollywood Blonde. You’re too cute and interesting for that.

Uma Thurman

Versace Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk

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Stunning and flawless. We wish she hadn’t covered the cutouts, but the dress is perfection on her. Fits her beautifully and has exactly the right proportions; just enough maribou without tipping over into DragLand. Also, the earrings are TO DIE and the hair is gorgeous. Uma, honey! We’re so proud of you because we know the RC is really not your thing.

Now, as gays who feel your gays aren’t always serving your needs, we must inform you that we’re a little disappointed you haven’t worked on becoming a one-name celebrity, like Oprah, Madonna, and Cher. There are no other Umas, Uma. At least not any that the rest of the world cares about. If Lindsay Lohan can announce she’s just Lindsay from now on (even though there are hundreds of thousands of Lindsays trawling the food courts of the malls of America), then we think it’s about time you insisted on “Just Uma, please.” We guarantee a year of that and you’ll be getting starring roles without any effort at all.

Salma Hayek

Gucci Première Gown

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It’s a beautiful gown, no doubt about it. It’s just that the further away from it you are, the less interesting it looks, which makes it not necessarily the best look for the red carpet. The real beauty is in the details and you have to get up close for that. Still, we’d be fools to argue that she doesn’t look beautiful here. Love the pleated skirt. LOVELOVE the earrings and bracelet. Do not love the hair but that one-shoulder look is a Hayek standard, so we’ll forgive it.

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  • Wendy

    Catch the guy in the first pix of Rachel…. stepping on her dress! Bwahahahahahaha. And Uma needs to smile… she always looks bored or stoned. But Salma… oh Salma… perfection as usual.

  • Wendy

    Catch the guy in the first pix of Rachel…. stepping on her dress! Bwahahahahahaha. And Uma needs to smile… she always looks bored or stoned. But Salma… oh Salma… perfection as usual.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/marla_melendez eme and azul

      the guy trying not to step on the train? Adrien Brody…which makes it even weirder/funnier!

      • JosephLamour

        I love that picture if only for the fact that adrien brody is like “AH TRAIN!” like its a puddle of poo.

      • fireontiger

        That’s Adrien Brody…?! I didn’t even recognize him! He looks like a homeless Al Pacino!

      • Drdirection

        I don’t think that is Adrian Brody

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37300827 Johnny Heffernan

        That is a 60 year old Frenchman, not Adrien Brody.

      • moohoop

         That is indeed Adrien Brody, same cast of characters here! http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/12/uk-film-cannes-10towatch-idUSLNE74B04I20110512

  • Anonymous

    McAdams’ first mistake was not grabbing a cross and some garlic when she heard the word, “Marchesa.” Thurman (oops, I mean Uma) looks amazing. Hayak looks good, but the color looks blah.

  • BrooklynBomber

    McAdams’ first mistake was not grabbing a cross and some garlic when she heard the word, “Marchesa.” Thurman (oops, I mean Uma) looks amazing. Hayak looks good, but the color looks blah.

    • MilaXX

      McAdams’ first mistake was not grabbing a cross and some garlic when she heard the word, “Marchesa.”Wordy McWord!

    • http://naturallyeducational.com/ CandaceApril

      Funny you say that because the first thing I thought was “Vampire Bride”.

      • ItsDicey

        Vampire Bride….exactly!

      • cole

        it occurs to me that Salma likely could have pulled off the red lace…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    I think Rachel should have modified the dress so there wasn’t all that “shit hanging off the back”. Uma brought it! I love the back of that dress. And at least Salma isn’t wearing a horribly fitting leather dress with a plumage wrap again, I like her dress!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    I think Rachel should have modified the dress so there wasn’t all that “shit hanging off the back”. Uma brought it! I love the back of that dress. And at least Salma isn’t wearing a horribly fitting leather dress with a plumage wrap again, I like her dress!

  • Me!

    “shit hanging off it” – HAHAHAHA LOVE it! Plus the puckering, obvious zipper up the back spoils the goddess effect.

  • Me!

    “shit hanging off it” – HAHAHAHA LOVE it! Plus the puckering, obvious zipper up the back spoils the goddess effect.

  • scottyf

    In the first pic a guy–who looks an awful lot like Adrien Brody–agrees with Tom. He thinks there’s too much shit hanging off Rachel McAdams and is about to rectify that with one well placed shoe. A person–who I can only assume is one of her gays–is trying to stop him.

  • scottyf

    In the first pic a guy–who looks an awful lot like Adrien Brody–agrees with Tom. He thinks there’s too much shit hanging off Rachel McAdams and is about to rectify that with one well-placed shoe.

    A person–who I can only assume is one of her gays–is trying to stop him.

    • muzan-e

      Adrien Brody, standing in for Al Pacino.

      Until this moment I didn’t know it was possible to be two doppelgangers simultaneously.

    • Colombo in Pajamas

      Someone stepping on a train is a nightmare for the wearer. Most regular people know that let alone someone that’s often on a red carpet. Why wear one that is longer than usual and transparent at that? Sorry, Rachel, you only have yourself to blame unless Marchesa forced you into that creation.

    • Akumabunny

      The guy trying to stop him is her date, Michael Sheen. Points to him for trying to be a gallant escort, even though the he probably found the dress embarrassing as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=548830913 Darien Nevulti LeDisko

    TLO, no, just no. Rachel McAdams looks STUNNING!

  • http://twitter.com/marla_melendez marla melendez

    the guy trying not to step on the train? Adrien Brody…which makes it even weirder/funnier!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=548830913 Darien Nevulti LeDisko

    TLO, no, just no. Rachel McAdams looks STUNNING!

    • tom

      Oh honey! I agree, her face, make up and hair is stunning. Bit that dress is a peice of shit.

    • Kim

      Everyone needs a red lace moment now and then.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.nease Mary Nease

    What kind of crack are you bitches smoking to think Uma’s hair here looks “gorgeous”? It looks like the worst kind of JBF hair to me- the kind that you get after sweaty, raunchy sex, but then you have somewhere to go and no time to shower, so you just throw your hair up into a twist thing to hide the maximum amount of unwashed hair.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.nease Mary Nease

    What kind of crack are you bitches smoking to think Uma’s hair here looks “gorgeous”? It looks like the worst kind of JBF hair to me- the kind that you get after sweaty, raunchy sex, but then you have somewhere to go and no time to shower, so you just throw your hair up into a twist thing to hide the maximum amount of unwashed hair.

  • Anonymous

    I’m with Tom. The Marchesa is totally hiddy. Face it, Harvey Weinstein is the only reason those dresses make it to the red carpet.

    Uma? Fabulous

    Salma? Also fabulous. That pleating is to die for.

  • GorgeousThings

    I’m with Tom. The Marchesa is totally hiddy. Face it, Harvey Weinstein is the only reason those dresses make it to the red carpet.

    Uma? Fabulous

    Salma? Also fabulous. That pleating is to die for.

    • http://www.thirteen.org/program-content/downton-dish-season-3-episode-1/ Gotham Tomato

      Yeah, and those Marchesa models always look like Sally Struthers should be doing a commercial for them.

      –GothamTomato

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=704416981 Peter Anthony Ryan

    I’d expect to see Rachel’s dress on a porno awards red carpet, not Cannes. Is Michael Sheen her costar or date?

    Uma probably had to ditch the one name thing after Letterman ruined it at the Oscars that year he hosted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=704416981 Peter Anthony Ryan

    I’d expect to see Rachel’s dress on a porno awards red carpet, not Cannes. Is Michael Sheen her costar or date?

    Uma probably had to ditch the one name thing after Letterman ruined it at the Oscars that year he hosted.

    • ann

      date

    • tom

      Haha! You are so right! “And the award for best group money shot goes to …..”

  • fafafab

    Uma needs to be in more movies, good thing Kill Bill 3 is coming

    that first picture of Rachel is so funny with the guy almost stepping on the dress wearing a “oh fuck, sorry” expression on his face

  • http://fafafab.tumblr.com/ fafafab

    Uma needs to be in more movies, good thing Kill Bill 3 is coming

    that first picture of Rachel is so funny with the guy almost stepping on the dress wearing a “oh fuck, sorry” expression on his face

  • mimi

    I always wonder what actually happens at a film premier… do they actually squeeze into a theater seat in all that fluffery and watch the movie, or do they just slip out the back door, into a pair of jeans and go hang out at a bar??

    Uma looks lovely…

  • mimi

    I always wonder what actually happens at a film premier… do they actually squeeze into a theater seat in all that fluffery and watch the movie, or do they just slip out the back door, into a pair of jeans and go hang out at a bar??

    Uma looks lovely…

    • jmw1122

      Some of them stay and watch, and some of them don’t. They leave and come back for the after party. I once went to a screening of The Hurt Locker where Jeremy Renner was doing a Q&A afterward, and during the actual screening he was at a nearby bar. He said he didn’t want to see it again.

      I too wish Rachel would ditch the blonde hair. She’s so stunning as a brunette.

      • Cathmar37

        She looks like she’s wearing a wig for a part. The blond is just completely unnatural on her.

  • Mark

    The red carpet isn’t Uma’s thing? When she wore Prada to the Academy Awards in 1995, she made their name and popularized the minimalism that is still rearing its ugly head to this day. That “legacy” will survive long after we’re all saying, “Rachel McWho?”

  • Mark

    The red carpet isn’t Uma’s thing? When she wore Prada to the Academy Awards in 1995, she made their name and popularized the minimalism that is still rearing its ugly head to this day. That “legacy” will survive long after we’re all saying, “Rachel McWho?”

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Oh, man. I love Uma so much. I hate knowing she’s responsible for Prada’s popularity. I guess this proves she’s human after all, and not the queen of some planet populated by ethereal, oddly beautiful women.

  • Faithful reader

    The model in the Marchese dress looks amazing because she is standing still and has the train arranged just so. I’m sure the minute she took a step it went from just so to shmatas instantly.

  • Grace Poole

    Unlike many of the posters here, I like a lot of Marchesa’s work. But this one, not so much. Red lace never belongs anywhere outside of a brothel. That said, Catherine Deneuve could maybe – maybe – have pulled this off. Rachel McAdams? No. Hate the blond hair on her.

    Uma’s hair looks like she just came from the gym. It’s ridiculous for the red carpet. Otherwise, perfection.

    Salma looks amazing. I can’t find a single thing to criticize about this look.

  • Faithful reader

    The model in the Marchese dress looks amazing because she is standing still and has the train arranged just so. I’m sure the minute she took a step it went from just so to shmatas instantly.

  • Grace Poole

    Unlike many of the posters here, I like a lot of Marchesa’s work. But this one, not so much. Red lace never belongs anywhere outside of a brothel. That said, Catherine Deneuve could maybe – maybe – have pulled this off. Rachel McAdams? No. Hate the blond hair on her.

    Uma’s hair looks like she just came from the gym. It’s ridiculous for the red carpet. Otherwise, perfection.

    Salma looks amazing. I can’t find a single thing to criticize about this look.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry Lorenzo, but I have to agree with Tom on the Rachel McAdams dress. She looks like she forgot her castanets. Though the warped side of me loves the obstacle course and poser pile-up the train created.

    Uma looks like absolute perfection, (but I have to say that whenever I see her now I think of the bit Kathy Griffin did on her.)

    Salma also looks glam, like old Hollywood. Gorgeous.

    –GothamTomato

  • http://www.thirteen.org/program-content/downton-dish-season-3-episode-1/ Gotham Tomato

    Sorry Lorenzo, but I have to agree with Tom on the Rachel McAdams dress. She looks like she forgot her castanets. Though the warped side of me loves the obstacle course and poser pile-up the train created.

    Uma looks like absolute perfection, (but I have to say that whenever I see her now I think of the bit Kathy Griffin did on her.)

    Salma also looks glam, like old Hollywood. Gorgeous.

    –GothamTomato

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Ha! Kathy Griffin’s bit on Uma is one of the funnier things I’ve heard lately. Still love Uma though.

      She is perfection here, which is not always the case. Oh, and I like the messy hair.

  • Anonymous

    Rachel looks terrible. Terrible dress. NO redeeming quality about it whatsoever. Uma looks fanfreakingtastic. Maybe the best I’ve seen her look. Salma looks great and I was glad she stepped away from blacks and reds, I can see where it sort of blends in far away, but I think she still looks amazing.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, and those Marchesa models always look like Sally Struthers should be doing a commercial for them.

    –GothamTomato

  • mozzer0906

    Rachel looks terrible. Terrible dress. NO redeeming quality about it whatsoever. Uma looks fanfreakingtastic. Maybe the best I’ve seen her look. Salma looks great and I was glad she stepped away from blacks and reds, I can see where it sort of blends in far away, but I think she still looks amazing.

  • MilaXX

    Rachel almost sold me on the red lace, but the invisible mullet ruins the look. Uma looks great, especially since she is often a EC disaster. Salma’s dress is pretty but looks too long and voluminous on the bottom.

    btw, what happened to the All on the line recap?

  • MilaXX

    Rachel almost sold me on the red lace, but the invisible mullet ruins the look. Can someone explain why bridesmaid shoes are making a come back on the RD. Is this the latest plan to screw with women’s footwear? Uma looks great, especially since she is often a EC disaster. Salma’s dress is pretty but looks too long and voluminous on the bottom.

    btw, what happened to the All on the line recap?

    • KT

      Oh God. All I could think of with those shoes was how uncomfortable they looked. She’s about to fall out of them in some shots!

  • MilaXX

    McAdams’ first mistake was not grabbing a cross and some garlic when she heard the word, “Marchesa.”Wordy McWord!

  • JudyS

    Miss McAdams’s costume reminds me of those worn by figure-skaters (usually women but I think some men too) where nude fabric is used to try to give the impression that the skater is not as covered up as the rules, and the practicalities of zooming around the ice, require. I find it really distracting, the scattered bits of lace supposedly clinging to the skin in patches here and there, and then the nude zipper or whatever. In this case, the lace is scattered across the floor, too. Maybe it goes with the blonde hair in projecting faux-ness.

  • JudyS

    Miss McAdams’s costume reminds me of those worn by figure-skaters (usually women but I think some men too) where nude fabric is used to try to give the impression that the skater is not as covered up as the rules, and the practicalities of zooming around the ice, require. I find it really distracting, the scattered bits of lace supposedly clinging to the skin in patches here and there, and then the nude zipper or whatever. In this case, the lace is scattered across the floor, too. Maybe it goes with the blonde hair in projecting faux-ness.

    • Kaycee

      Yes – I don’t want to see illusion netting on people not wearing skates.

    • Noelle

       She should have had that ‘nude’ stuff cover her whole foot just like in figure skating to complete the look!

  • Ichub

    I’m afraid that Ms. McAdams is getting caught up in the Hollywood machine and needs to revert back to her natural beauty, and forgo the over-glamazon look her stylist provided her with. She looks like she is wearing an homage to the movie “Carrie”, at the prom debacle. Great actress, bad look.

  • Ichub

    I’m afraid that Ms. McAdams is getting caught up in the Hollywood machine and needs to revert back to her natural beauty, and forgo the over-glamazon look her stylist provided her with. She looks like she is wearing an homage to the movie “Carrie”, at the prom debacle. Great actress, bad look.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Truth.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    I so wish Rachel would go back to being a brunette. She’s so cute, but that dress is wrong for her. Selma looks great and Uma is stunning. Glad she got rid of those cut outs.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    I so wish Rachel would go back to being a brunette. She’s lovely, but that dress is wrong for her. Salma looks great and Uma is stunning. Glad she got rid of those cut outs. Gives the dress more class.

    • tom

      Agreed on the cutouts. I like the dress much better without the tittie peek a boo show.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Truth.

  • Justiina

    That red lace dress requires dark hair, that’s what’s wrong. And maybe an up-do. And basically someone more dramatic to wear it. Oh what the heck, it’s just not the right dress for her. It’s a great dress, though… The other two are fabulous.

  • Justiina

    That red lace dress requires dark hair, that’s what’s wrong. And maybe an up-do. And basically someone more dramatic to wear it. Oh what the heck, it’s just not the right dress for her. It’s a great dress, though… The other two are fabulous.

    • tom

      Dark hair, in an updo, on a pornstar whore. Seriously, red lace with nude sheer illusion = whore.

  • ask

    I like Rachel McAdams dress – although it may not be perfect for her – I usually am a sucker for lace. It is pretty and interesting

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    I’m with Lorenzo- Rachel looks great. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too much dress” at Cannes.
    Uma- PERFECT. She doesn’t need cutouts in the front!
    Salma- I actually kind of wish this dress was a Wilma. But she IS stunning.

  • ask

    I like Rachel McAdams dress – although it may not be perfect for her – I usually am a sucker for lace. It is pretty and interesting

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    I’m with Lorenzo- Rachel looks great. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too much dress” at Cannes.
    Uma- PERFECT. She doesn’t need cutouts in the front!
    Salma- I actually kind of wish this dress was a Wilma. But she IS stunning.

  • Anonymous

    Adrien Brody, standing in for Al Pacino.

    Until this moment I didn’t know it was possible to be two doppelgangers simultaneously.

  • Nancy

    That red lace thing is really awful. Uma looks fabulous but I’m not sure I agree about the earrings and matching bracelet.

  • Nancy

    That red lace thing is really awful. Uma looks fabulous but I’m not sure I agree about the earrings and matching bracelet.

  • KT

    Oh God. All I could think of with those shoes was how uncomfortable they looked. She’s about to fall out of them in some shots!

  • ann

    date

  • Anonymous

    Rachel’s dress is the most stunning of the three, but girlfriend’s not working it. She could be wearing a pastel sundress for all the oomph she’s mustering up for the camera here.

  • http://www.currystrumpet.com/ Deepa

    Rachel’s dress is the most stunning of the three, but girlfriend’s not working it. She could be wearing a pastel sundress for all the oomph she’s mustering up for the camera here.

    • tom

      And by “stunning” you mean “whoreish”?

    • Momzilla

      The model is paid to work the dress and even she can’t make it attractive.

  • http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

    I don’t like Salma in those straight-cut strapless bodices. Her awesome boobage would be put to better use in a sweetheart neckline.

  • http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

    I don’t like Salma in those straight-cut strapless bodices. Her awesome boobage would be put to better use in a sweetheart neckline.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I think they all look gorgeous, especially Uma, but I agree totally about Rachel’s hair. She was so much prettier and much less generic as a brunette.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I think they all look gorgeous, especially Uma, but I agree totally about Rachel’s hair. She was so much prettier and much less generic as a brunette.

  • Violet Beauregarde

    Agreed with Faithful Reader who said Rachel’s dress was stunning while arranged just so. It might also look good on someone walking gracefully down a red carpet. Just standing around in it doesn’t work at all (I still kind of like it though).

  • Violet Beauregarde

    Agreed with Faithful Reader who said Rachel’s dress was stunning while arranged just so. It might also look good on someone walking gracefully down a red carpet. Just standing around in it doesn’t work at all (I still kind of like it though).

  • Fleabee

    The Marchesa was a bit too “Fredericks of Hollywood” for me. Uma looks better than she has in some time — beautiful!

  • Fleabee

    The Marchesa was a bit too “Fredericks of Hollywood” for me. Uma looks better than she has in some time — beautiful!

  • Dorrie

    I think Uma had to get rid of the cutouts — she’s too stacked. Love that she left the ones in the back though.

  • Dorrie

    I think Uma had to get rid of the cutouts — she’s too stacked. Love that she left the ones in the back though.

  • andyleigh

    When I first caught a glimpse if Rachel McAdams I thought, “My God! She’s wearing a meat dress, ala Gaga!’ Then I realized it was red lace and I breathed a sigh of relief. It’s still an ugly dress, but at least it’s not 60 lbs of chuck steak. Her hair color is awful. Love the shoes.

    Both Uma and Salma were wearing colors that I’m sick of seeing on women on the red carpet, but they managed to make me not care. They both look beautiful. Especially Uma, who looks statuesque and relaxed. Salma looks 100% better than she did in that heavy, wrinkled cowhide earlier in the day. You’re right about the details of the dress, which are gorgeous, but it still looks beautiful from afar.

    And did y’all see Mr. Banderas all dolled up to make up for his gardener impersonation? He looked smashing, although in the pics I saw he had his head down and was dragging Melanie along, who I assume has been blinded by the various shots and procedures on her face and cannot see where she’s going without his help. That’s got to be a chore for him. When a man loves a woman and all that…

  • andyleigh

    When I first caught a glimpse if Rachel McAdams I thought, “My God! She’s wearing a meat dress, ala Gaga!’ Then I realized it was red lace and I breathed a sigh of relief. It’s still an ugly dress, but at least it’s not 60 lbs of chuck steak. Her hair color is awful. Love the shoes.

    Both Uma and Salma were wearing colors that I’m sick of seeing on women on the red carpet, but they managed to make me not care. They both look beautiful. Especially Uma, who looks statuesque and relaxed. Salma looks 100% better than she did in that heavy, wrinkled cowhide earlier in the day. You’re right about the details of the dress, which are gorgeous, but it still looks beautiful from afar.

    And did y’all see Mr. Banderas all dolled up to make up for his gardener impersonation? He looked smashing, although in the pics I saw he had his head down and was dragging Melanie along, who I assume has been blinded by the various shots and procedures on her face and cannot see where she’s going without his help. That’s got to be a chore for him. When a man loves a woman and all that…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

    I love that picture if only for the fact that adrien brody is like “AH TRAIN!” like its a puddle of poo.

  • http://twitter.com/siao siao

    Is it just me, or does Uma’s dress look too much like a wedding gown? I don’t know, white gown in a such a classic style just screams bridal to me. She looks gorgeous, but like she should be walking down an aisle, not a red carpet.

  • http://twitter.com/siao siao

    Is it just me, or does Uma’s dress look too much like a wedding gown? I don’t know, white gown in a such a classic style just screams bridal to me. She looks gorgeous, but like she should be walking down an aisle, not a red carpet.

  • Californiagirl

    “shit hanging off it” -Tom, I think we went to the same school of fashion terminology. This dress may have worked on a very statuesque brunette, maybe… Uma, looked good except the hair looked a little sloppy. Salma looks lovely. Although dresses that swim are a little too long and swim all over the floor tend to bother me much in the same way men’s pants hems bother you boys.

  • Californiagirl

    “shit hanging off it” -Tom, I think we went to the same school of fashion terminology. This dress may have worked on a very statuesque brunette, maybe… Uma, looked good except the hair looked a little sloppy. Salma looks lovely. Although dresses that swim are a little too long and swim all over the floor tend to bother me much in the same way men’s pants hems bother you boys.

  • tom

    Salma – FABULOUS! Uma – SUPER FABULOUS!!!! Rachel – Oh no…. just no. Truly, I do not get the appeal of marchesa in general and this is one of the worst. Red lace? Trashy no matter how you do it. And all that shit hanging off, awful. I like the look the guy trying not to step on her train is giving. “Oh my god! I almost stepped in dog poop! Oh wait, it’s worse, it’s Marchesa!!”

  • tom

    Salma – FABULOUS! Uma – SUPER FABULOUS!!!! Rachel – Oh no…. just no. Truly, I do not get the appeal of marchesa in general and this is one of the worst. Red lace? Trashy no matter how you do it. And all that shit hanging off, awful. I like the look the guy trying not to step on her train is giving. “Oh my god! I almost stepped in dog poop! Oh wait, it’s worse, it’s Marchesa!!”

  • Puggerpete

    Uma looks wonderful. As Andyleigh pointed out Salma makes up for that dyed cowhide she wore yesterday.

  • Puggerpete

    Uma looks wonderful. As Andyleigh pointed out Salma makes up for that dyed cowhide she wore yesterday.

  • tom

    Oh honey! I agree, her face, make up and hair is stunning. Bit that dress is a peice of shit.

  • tom

    Haha! You are so right! “And the award for best group money shot goes to …..”

  • tom

    Agreed on the cutouts. I like the dress much better without the tittie peek a boo show.

  • tom

    Dark hair, in an updo, on a pornstar whore. Seriously, red lace with nude sheer illusion = whore.

  • tom

    And by “stunning” you mean “whoreish”?

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    I’m with Lorenzo on Rachel McA’s dress, but I agree about the hair. Salma Hayek has been doing a LOOK AT MY TITS thing for a long time, so the elegance of this dress is wonderful.

  • Anonymous

    I’m with Lorenzo on Rachel McA’s dress, but I agree about the hair. Salma Hayek has been doing a LOOK AT MY TITS thing for a long time, so the elegance of this dress is wonderful.

  • Kaycee

    Yes – I don’t want to see illusion netting on people not wearing skates.

  • Anonymous

    Some of them stay and watch, and some of them don’t. They leave and come back for the after party. I once went to a screening of The Hurt Locker where Jeremy Renner was doing a Q&A afterward, and during the actual screening he was at a nearby bar. He said he didn’t want to see it again.

    I too wish Rachel wiuyld

  • Lulu

    Rachel- She looks like a stabbing victim.

    Uma- Amazing. I think that’s the best I have ever seen her look. Agreed on the name thing. Uma sounds unnique and exotic, while Thurman sounds like 1/3 of a law firm name.

    Salma- This woman would have to work very hard to look ugly, so there’s that. I don’t love the dress, but there’s no denying she’s a head-turner in that thing.
    What’s with all the trains all of the sudden? Is this an effect of Royal Wedding Fever? I think I’m going to make myself a housedress with a train. I can sweep up the cat hair while I sachay around the house.

  • Lulu

    Rachel- She looks like a stabbing victim.

    Uma- Amazing. I think that’s the best I have ever seen her look. Agreed on the name thing. Uma sounds unnique and exotic, while Thurman sounds like 1/3 of a law firm name.

    Salma- This woman would have to work very hard to look ugly, so there’s that. I don’t love the dress, but there’s no denying she’s a head-turner in that thing.
    What’s with all the trains all of the sudden? Is this an effect of Royal Wedding Fever? I think I’m going to make myself a housedress with a train. I can sweep up the cat hair while I sachay around the house.

  • Kimmeister

    I’m shocked that TLo liked Rachel’s shoes. They look like DTM bridesmaid’s shoes (although they are not DTM this dress of course).

    Uma looks ravishing. I love love LOVE the green accents and vow to do that with my next all-white look!

    Salma’s dress has pretty details, yes, but overall, too many neutrals.

  • Kimmeister

    I’m shocked that TLo liked Rachel’s shoes. They look like DTM bridesmaid’s shoes (although they are not DTM this dress of course).

    Uma looks ravishing. I love love LOVE the green accents and vow to do that with my next all-white look!

    Salma’s dress has pretty details, yes, but overall, too many neutrals.

  • Anom

    I think that if Uma hadn’t covered the torso cut-outs, she would have come across as trying to look too young, or going for too youthful a look. (Reference the criticism of the J Lo thigh bandages)

  • Anom

    I think that if Uma hadn’t covered the torso cut-outs, she would have come across as trying to look too young, or going for too youthful a look. (Reference the criticism of the J Lo thigh bandages)

  • Colombo in Pajamas

    Someone stepping on a train is a nightmare for the wearer. Most regular people know that let alone someone that’s often on a red carpet. Why wear one that is longer than usual and transparent at that? Sorry, Rachel, you only have yourself to blame unless Marchesa forced you into that creation.

  • Colombo in Pajamas

    Someone stepping on a train is a nightmare for the wearer. Most regular people know that let alone someone that’s often on a red carpet. Why wear one that is longer than usual and transparent at that? Sorry, Rachel, you only have yourself to blame unless Marchesa forced you into that creation.

  • Anonymous

    I gasped when I saw Uma–sheer perfection. I’m glad the cutouts in front were filled in; it makes the ones in the back that much more spectacular. I totally disagree with those who dislike her hair—YOU try to get just the right number of little wispies strategically placed over the expanse of an updo. It’s not easy, it’s not random, and it’s not a short process. The earrings are knockout and totally complete the look. Good for her for going with color and not diamonds.

    McAdams: I can see why she was tempted by this dress–how nice to have a train when going up those stairs!–but it doesn’t do much for her. The reactions of all the people behind her in the first photo are just a scream.

    Hayek: Personally, not a fan, and I couldn’t figure out what was so unimpressive about this dress when I first saw the photos. Then I read TLo’s commentary and they nailed it: it’s a dress made for close inspection that loses impact at a distance.

    I had no idea there were any colors in the beading until the detail photos. The jewelry is super.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    I gasped when I saw Uma–sheer perfection. I’m glad the cutouts in front were filled in; it makes the ones in the back that much more spectacular. I totally disagree with those who dislike her hair—YOU try to get just the right number of little wispies strategically placed over the expanse of an updo. It’s not easy, it’s not random, and it’s not a short process. The earrings are knockout and totally complete the look. Good for her for going with color and not diamonds.

    McAdams: I can see why she was tempted by this dress–how nice to have a train when going up those stairs!–but it doesn’t do much for her. The reactions of all the people behind her in the first photo are just a scream.

    Hayek: Personally, not a fan, and I couldn’t figure out what was so unimpressive about this dress when I first saw the photos. Then I read TLo’s commentary and they nailed it: it’s a dress made for close inspection that loses impact at a distance.

    I had no idea there were any colors in the beading until the detail photos. The jewelry is super.

  • Anonymous

    Salma back to good form now that’s she’s ditched the leather upholstery . . . Uma just wonderful — perfect for Cannes in a heat wave — she did keep the cut-out action in the back, btw — earrings just the right accent — what does her the most good of all, I think, is how relaxed and in good spirits she seems here. And then there’s Rachel . . . gahhh. The dress is a mess: pond scum done up in Red Dye #2, and she had a lot of trouble (her version of Beyonce at the Met Ball) keeping all that extra filmy fabric under control in Real World Conditions (you might want to revisit your Emma Watson post, gentlemen, on the topic of RWC).

  • Lilak

    Salma back to good form now that’s she’s ditched the leather upholstery . . . Uma just wonderful — perfect for Cannes in a heat wave — she did keep the cut-out action in the back, btw — earrings just the right accent — what does her the most good of all, I think, is how relaxed and in good spirits she seems here. And then there’s Rachel . . . gahhh. The dress is a mess: pond scum done up in Red Dye #2, and she had a lot of trouble (her version of Beyonce at the Met Ball) keeping all that extra filmy fabric under control in Real World Conditions (you might want to revisit your Emma Watson post, gentlemen, on the topic of RWC).

  • http://naturallyeducational.com/ CandaceApril

    Funny you say that because the first thing I thought was “Vampire Bride”.

  • shedoesntevengohere

    i saw these pics of rachel last night and instantly thought, oh t-lo are going to have her up on their site for this. I however thought it would be because of how perfect and fabulous she looks.

    i love the drama of it all, no complaints on my part.

  • shedoesntevengohere

    i saw these pics of rachel last night and instantly thought, oh t-lo are going to have her up on their site for this. I however thought it would be because of how perfect and fabulous she looks.

    i love the drama of it all, no complaints on my part.

  • aussiegal77

    Rachel – awful. Nothing good to say about the outfit except that I loved the shoes. But not with that bleeding dress.

    Uma – fabulous, agree with TLo, she should have kept the cut-outs, they added interest to the dress. Still though – fab.

    Salma – she’s so beautiful, I could kill myself. That outfit is killa.

  • CeeQ

    Rachel – awful. Nothing good to say about the outfit except that I loved the shoes. But not with that bleeding dress.

    Uma – fabulous, agree with TLo, she should have kept the cut-outs, they added interest to the dress. Still though – fab.

    Salma – she’s so beautiful, I could kill myself. That outfit is killa.

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    I love Rachel’s dress! And I agree with Wendy, that guy was the first thing I saw after the dress. All of these ladies get an IN from me!

  • Fifi LaRoux

    I love Rachel’s dress! And I agree with Wendy, that guy was the first thing I saw after the dress. All of these ladies get an IN from me!

  • Akumabunny

    The guy trying to stop him is her date, Michael Sheen. Points to him for trying to be a gallant escort, even though the he probably found the dress embarrassing as well.

  • Carolyn

    Thanks for the detailed shot of the third dress–wow! Beautiful dress up close, but that’s lost from a distance as you said. Uma is a dream. Dammit.

  • Carolyn

    Thanks for the detailed shot of the third dress–wow! Beautiful dress up close, but that’s lost from a distance as you said. Uma is a dream. Dammit.

  • Anonymous

    Gah! Marchesa. Salma Hayek looks fantastic..

  • Cathy S

    Gah! Marchesa. Salma Hayek looks fantastic..

  • Anonymous

    Oh, man. I love Uma so much. I hate knowing she’s responsible for Prada’s popularity. I guess this proves she’s human after all, and not the queen of some planet populated by ethereal, oddly beautiful women.

  • Mariah

    Uma and Salma look stunning. Rachel is okay, I agree about the hair, too blonde for her.

  • Mariah

    Uma and Salma look stunning. Rachel is okay, I agree about the hair, too blonde for her.

  • Anonymous

    Ha! Kathy Griffin’s bit on Uma is one of the funnier things I’ve heard lately. Still love Uma though.

    She is perfection here, which is not always the case. Oh, and I like the messy hair.

  • Anonymous

    Ha! Kathy Griffin’s bit on Uma is one of the funnier things I’ve heard lately. Still love Uma though.

    She is perfection here, which is not always the case. Oh, and I like the messy hair.

  • http://twitter.com/erincropper Erin Cropper

    That’s Adrien Brody…?! I didn’t even recognize him! He looks like a homeless Al Pacino!

  • Momzilla

    Even the model is unhappy about wearing that Marchesa dress. A dress full of bad tricks and the worst is that sheer train edged in red rick-rack.

  • Momzilla

    Even the model is unhappy about wearing that Marchesa dress. A dress full of bad tricks and the worst is that sheer train edged in red rick-rack.

  • blogless

    That poor dress makes Rachel look doughy – even the model’s arms and shoulders look heavy in that thing. It looks like a Olympic ice skater costume.

  • stellavision

    I wonder how many times I would have to mortgage my soul to get my hot little hands on those phenomenal earrings Uma is wearing.

  • blogless

    That poor dress makes Rachel look doughy – even the model’s arms and shoulders look heavy in that thing. It looks like a Olympic ice skater costume.

  • stellavision

    I wonder how many times I would have to mortgage my soul to get my hot little hands on those phenomenal earrings Uma is wearing.

  • Momzilla

    The model is paid to work the dress and even she can’t make it attractive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    Rachel McAdams: I hate the dress but I LOVE the reactions on the men.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    Rachel McAdams: I hate the dress but I LOVE the reactions on the men.

  • Glammy

    Okay, that’s the best Uma’s looked on the RC in ages. Hair’s finally not so damn yellow and the earrings and dress are wonderful on her. She looks beautiful again instead of sort of haggard.

    Salma’s dress is pretty, but I don’t really like that gray on her. She’s better in something a little more vibrant.

    Oh Rachel. For a second I was wondering what Reese Witherspoon was doing with a train. But, way too much dress, bland hair. It’s not a good dress, but for it to even have a chance of working, you need height. It falls into my Naomi Campbell category–i.e. the young Naomi Campbell could wear it, but nobody else.

  • Glammy

    Okay, that’s the best Uma’s looked on the RC in ages. Hair’s finally not so damn yellow and the earrings and dress are wonderful on her. She looks beautiful again instead of sort of haggard.

    Salma’s dress is pretty, but I don’t really like that gray on her. She’s better in something a little more vibrant.

    Oh Rachel. For a second I was wondering what Reese Witherspoon was doing with a train. But, way too much dress, bland hair. It’s not a good dress, but for it to even have a chance of working, you need height. It falls into my Naomi Campbell category–i.e. the young Naomi Campbell could wear it, but nobody else.

    • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

      I thought it was Reese for a moment, too!

  • Drdirection

    I don’t think that is Adrian Brody

  • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

    I am always interested in what Salma wears because she is a very petite, full-figured woman. I think she is only 5’3″ (like me) but she always knows how to present herself in ways that show her proportions to their best effect. I think the side hair style is part of that; it draws the eye up.

  • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

    I am always interested in what Salma wears because she is a very petite, full-figured woman. I think she is only 5’3″ (like me) but she always knows how to present herself in ways that show her proportions to their best effect. I think the side hair style is part of that; it draws the eye up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37300827 Johnny Heffernan

    That is a 60 year old Frenchman, not Adrien Brody.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

    My grandmother (RIP) used to say that red lace belonged in bordellos! Uma needed to keep the cutouts and the bracelet is great.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

    My grandmother (RIP) used to say that red lace belonged in bordellos! Uma needed to keep the cutouts and the bracelet is great.

  • SMM

    Great dresses. That Marchesa on its own is my favourite, because it is so dramatic, even if the wearer of it is nothing special. The Uma/Versace combo, though, is the best altogether look. Salma’s look to beautiful, too, but it just pales in comparison, even if it is beautiful.

  • SMM

    Great dresses. That Marchesa on its own is my favourite, because it is so dramatic, even if the wearer of it is nothing special. The Uma/Versace combo, though, is the best altogether look. Salma’s look to beautiful, too, but it just pales in comparison, even if it is beautiful.

  • Kim

    Everyone needs a red lace moment now and then.

  • Cathmar37

    She looks like she’s wearing a wig for a part. The blond is just completely unnatural on her.

  • http://janeaustensworld.wordpress.com/ Vic

    I know this is probably not the right forum for my rant, but your redeveloped site reminds me of an ad ambush waiting to happen. I’m afraid that if I move my cursor over the wrong spot, I’ll be transported to some cheesy site that is trying to sell me blind puppies. I no longer feel the warm fuzzies when I visit. Ah, well.

  • http://janeaustensworld.wordpress.com/ Vic

    I know this is probably not the right forum for my rant, but your redeveloped site reminds me of an ad ambush waiting to happen. I’m afraid that if I move my cursor over the wrong spot, I’ll be transported to some cheesy site that is trying to sell me blind puppies. I no longer feel the warm fuzzies when I visit. Ah, well.

  • Megan

    I love Rachel McAdams’ dress. And I love her blonde hair.

  • Megan

    I love Rachel McAdams’ dress. And I love her blonde hair.

  • Anonymous

    Vampire Bride….exactly!

  • ItsDicey

    Wow, Uma killed! She looks beautiful. Ms. McAdams is looking a little silly. I wish she’d let go of the ultra blond hair too, it does make her look generic.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, Uma killed! She looks beautiful. Ms. McAdams is looking a little silly. I wish she’d let go of the ultra blond hair too, it does make her look generic.

  • RyzandShyn

    Agree. The blonde hair isn’t doing anything for Rachel. There’s too much shit hanging off the dress, less would have been more.
    Uma looks fantastic, and the back view is dreamy. Her breasts probably looked better without the cutouts, that’s my guess.
    I hate pleated skirts, but Selma looks gorgeous, and the accessories are perfect.

  • RyzandShyn

    Agree. The blonde hair isn’t doing anything for Rachel. There’s too much shit hanging off the dress, less would have been more.
    Uma looks fantastic, and the back view is dreamy. Her breasts probably looked better without the cutouts, that’s my guess.
    I hate pleated skirts, but Selma looks gorgeous, and the accessories are perfect.

  • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

    Oh my GOD! I’m so excited that Uma finally got her shit together! I love her, and I’ve been so disappointed at seeing her look like an escaped outpatient on recent outings. She doesn’t just look good, she looks amazing!

  • Lisa

    Oh my GOD! I’m so excited that Uma finally got her shit together! I love her, and I’ve been so disappointed at seeing her look like an escaped outpatient on recent outings. She doesn’t just look good, she looks amazing!

  • Lisa

    I thought it was Reese for a moment, too!

  • formerlyAnon

    That Marchesa is, um, very well fitted. It’s so odd that it ought to be good, but no, it’s not. Love the other two. The cut-outs really were very graceful accents on the Versace, I wish she’d felt they worked for her.

  • Anonymous

    That Marchesa is, um, very well fitted. It’s so odd that it ought to be good, but no, it’s not. Love the other two. The cut-outs really were very graceful accents on the Versace, I wish she’d felt they worked for her.

  • Miss Juice

    I think Salma looks good, and that is a great dress, but am I the only bothered by how its making her look a lot less curvy than we all know she is?

  • Miss Juice

    I think Salma looks good, and that is a great dress, but am I the only bothered by how its making her look a lot less curvy than we all know she is?

  • Zippypie

    Uma is stunning! Rachel looks like a giant doily. And I agree about Salma’s dress – looks great in the closeups, okay farther away.

  • Anonymous

    Uma is stunning! Rachel looks like a giant doily. And I agree about Salma’s dress – looks great in the closeups, okay farther away.

  • reader

    LOVE Uma’s earrings. Want them so bad.

  • reader

    LOVE Uma’s earrings. Want them so bad.

  • MeganPatterson

    UMA’S EARRINGS. YES. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    UMA’S EARRINGS. YES. 

  • cole

     Salma needs some color. Also i hate beige

  • cole

     Salma needs some color. Also i hate beige

  • PrunellaV

    Rachel, what are you doing in Sharon Stone’s dress? Uma, this is what you’re supposed to look like, always. Salma, if I had a glass of milk I’d eat you right up.

  • cole

    it occurs to me that Salma likely could have pulled off the red lace…

  • Prunella

    Rachel, what are you doing in Sharon Stone’s dress? Uma, this is what you’re supposed to look like, always. Salma, if I had a glass of milk I’d eat you right up.

  • Noelle

     She should have had that ‘nude’ stuff cover her whole foot just like in figure skating to complete the look!

  • hilary

     uma looks BANGIN’. 

  • hilary

     uma looks BANGIN’. 

  • Nancy Lee

     I like Uma’s gown better with the holes covered up. The holey dress reminds me of Jillian’s runway dress, which I did not like at all.

  • Nancy Lee

     I like Uma’s gown better with the holes covered up. The holey dress reminds me of Jillian’s runway dress, which I did not like at all.

  • jzzy55

     I like them all and although the red number does remind one of flocked wallpaper in an upscale function hall powder room, I think it is totally a red carpet dress and she’s in CANNES after all. If you can’t go for it there, where can you? Uma’s dress is dull but chic. 

  • jzzy55

     I like them all and although the red number does remind one of flocked wallpaper in an upscale function hall powder room, I think it is totally a red carpet dress and she’s in CANNES after all. If you can’t go for it there, where can you? Uma’s dress is dull but chic. 

  • Call me Bee

    My God I just want to be Uma when I grow up.  Or, more likely, in my next life.  *sigh*  Perfection.   

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FNFWER3VPXZGG4B6QCJVIPYEDM AntonijaM

    My God I just want to be Uma when I grow up.  Or, more likely, in my next life.  *sigh*  Perfection.   

  • PeaceBang

     UMA. OMG. I remember the time she went on Dave Letterman and he couldn’t muster the strength to talk to her. He just going “UMA.”Wowza wowza yowza. The whole thing is glorious. 

  • Anonymous

     UMA. OMG. I remember the time she went on Dave Letterman and he couldn’t muster the strength to talk to her. He just going “UMA.”Wowza wowza yowza. The whole thing is glorious. 

  • Anonymous

     That is indeed Adrien Brody, same cast of characters here! http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/12/uk-film-cannes-10towatch-idUSLNE74B04I20110512

  • Maureen

     If another actress would’ve worn Uma Thurman’s dress and earrings you would’ve said that it was boring and common: a white dress with emerald earrings.   You guys are losing objectivity and concentrating in WHO wears it, not WHAT is worn.  We have seen this look before, so many times, and you always say it’s boring.  Now you say that she looks flawless.  If Jennifer Aniston wears this, you wouldn’t say that she’s flawless.

  • alyce1213

    Uma Thurman is indeed flawless.  I like the dress better without the cutouts, which make it tacky.  She is perfectly dressed for Cannes, unlike Rachel McAdams, who looks like she’s going to the AVN awards*.  And you are so right about the blonde hair.

    *Adult Video News “Oscars”

  • alyce1213

    Uma Thurman is indeed flawless.  I like the dress better without the cutouts, which make it tacky.  She is perfectly dressed for Cannes, unlike Rachel McAdams, who looks like she’s going to the AVN awards*.  And you are so right about the blonde hair.

    *Adult Video News “Oscars”

  • NewtonGOTbeaned

    Rachel McAdams…yeesh. Did you see her butt in that one picture? It looks huge. It can’t possibly actually be huge. That dress would be dramatic on a taller, curve-less woman, and without the crap on the bottom, but it looks ridiculous and unflattering on Rachel.

  • NewtonGOTbeaned

    Rachel McAdams…yeesh. Did you see her butt in that one picture? It looks huge. It can’t possibly actually be huge. That dress would be dramatic on a taller, curve-less woman, and without the crap on the bottom, but it looks ridiculous and unflattering on Rachel.

  • Toni

    You say “shit hanging off it”, I say “Victorian cathouse decor”.

  • Toni

    You say “shit hanging off it”, I say “Victorian cathouse decor”.

  • Dhammadina

     On just Uma:  There is the infamous David Letterman “Uma –  Oprah   Oprah – Uma” from the 1995 Academy Awards that we still go around the house saying. 

  • Anonymous

     On just Uma:  There is the infamous David Letterman “Uma –  Oprah   Oprah – Uma” from the 1995 Academy Awards that we still go around the house saying. 

  • Vivian

    I agree with Lorenzo, Rachel’s dress is dramatic and pretty.  Nothing wrong with Ice-Skating costumes!  It’s the little girl in me, I love sparklies, red, and ice skating.  Uma and Salma are goddesses!  Love Uma’s earrings, they are the perfect final touch, making the outfit memorable.  I also think Rachel’s hair looks better darker. 

  • Vivian

    I agree with Lorenzo, Rachel’s dress is dramatic and pretty.  Nothing wrong with Ice-Skating costumes!  It’s the little girl in me, I love sparklies, red, and ice skating.  Uma and Salma are goddesses!  Love Uma’s earrings, they are the perfect final touch, making the outfit memorable.  I also think Rachel’s hair looks better darker. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

     Uma looks stunning (j’adore the earrings and tennis bracelet), Hayek looks standard (yes, she’s gorgeous, but that’s her standard), and McAdams needs to stop bleaching her hair (and stop wearing Marchesa; what a ridiculous gown).

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

     Uma looks stunning (j’adore the earrings and tennis bracelet), Hayek looks standard (yes, she’s gorgeous, but that’s her standard), and McAdams needs to stop bleaching her hair (and stop wearing Marchesa; what a ridiculous gown).

  • Anonymous

    Rachel McA looks like she’s an immediate candidate for  triage…

  • Stefanos Mantyla

    Wow! I just stumbled upon a post where Salma Hayek actually did look good! Who would have thought?