CinemaCon 2026: Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans at the AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Presentation

Posted on April 17, 2026

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A couple of old whores came to the CinemaCon presentation for Avengers: Doomsday. The old whores in question:

 

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We can’t blame these old whores for coming back to the MCU fold. When someone starts adding a bunch of zeros to the check, why bw pretentious about it? Enjoy your retirement funds, boys. We have little doubt (note that we didn’t say “no doubt”) that the film will make the equivalent of a mid-sized nation’s gross national product. In related news, they’re doing that Wicked/Barbie thing. RDJ is going to be wearing green non-stop for the next year. We’re honestly surprised Chris isn’t sporting red, white and blue. Aside from that, we have no fashion commentary. RDJ’s suit is awful, but we think it’s supposed to be. We don’t think round frames are right for Chris’s face.

 

[Photo Credit: Monica Schipper/Getty Images for CinemaCon, David Becker/Getty Images for CinemaCon, Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Disney]

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