Kristen Stewart Promotes THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER on LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

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We can say with utter certainty that, despite her many years of wearing fucked-up fashion and our many years of lovingly (or not) documenting her choices, you are absolutely not prepared for the scrolldown on Kristen Stewart’s latest look.

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We’d ask if we got it right, but we are utterly confident that you are sitting there in total shock at the moment. The director of The Chronology of Water was on her way to Seth Meyers’ studio in this little getup:

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But the outfit doesn’t exactly make more sense in this setting. No one knows better than us that the point to celebrity promo fashion is to secure attention. As the director of an indie film in a market that doesn’t support them all that much, we can completely understand why she’d want to resort to stunts to get eyes on her work. It’s no different from what Timothee Chalamet was doing last month. But while Prince Timmee risked coming off like a douchebag with his stunting, we’re afraid Kristen just looks like an idiot in hers. Trust us when we say, New York is not a place where you can comfortably wear ANYTHING sheer at the moment. The wind chill has been in the twenties for most of the last month. She just looks dumb as hell trying to brave that in a Party City skirt. We don’t even care about the shitty top or ratty hair. If anything, we wish she’d committed to the look and just come out in some cargo pants and combat boots.

Style Credits:
– The New Arrivals ‘Isis in Nudiste’ Dress
– Leset Top
– Casadei Shoes
Styled by Tara Swennen

[Photo Credit: Roger Wong/INSTARimages, Lloyd Bishop/NBC – Video Credit: Late Night with Seth Meyers/YouTube]

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