Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2024 Red Carpet Rundown PART ONE of Three

Posted on March 13, 2024

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Line up, stars! We have a TON of after-party looks to get through.

 

America Ferrera in Versace
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Meh. She certainly earned the right to wear something comfy after that super-tight gown, but this looks a little half-assed to us.

 

Barry Keoghan in Amiri
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It’s fine, but it’s too casual for the event.

 

Cardi B in Atelier Versace
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The skirt’s a little too tricky for our tastes, but this is pretty fabulous.

 

Charlize Theron in Dior Couture
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Imagine how pretty this might look if it were lined.

 

Ciara in Usama Ishtay
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Girl, you look like a condom.

 

Colman Domingo in Balmain
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Fucking fierce.

 

Dominic Sessa in Tom Ford
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Insanely well suited to disco era styles.

 

Donald Glover in Amiri
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We don’t understand why he chooses nice outfits and then goes out of his way to make them look so sloppy.

 

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski in Dolce & Gabbana
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The shape of the dress is nice, but that is one drab-looking pink.

 

Halle Bailey in Off-White
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It’s fine, but we’re tired of seeing mismatched laces on the red carpet.

 

Ice Spice in Dolce & Gabbana
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What did we just say?

 

Issa Rae in Valdrin Sahiti
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This is gorgeous.

 

Jonathan Bailey in Giorgio Armani
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A snack.

 

Juno Temple in Versace
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The dress is okay, but we love that she’s bringing back big-mess-of-curls hair.

 

Kelly Rowland in Nina Ricci
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Tacky and overdesigned.

 

Kim Kardashian in Balenciaga
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We’re shocked that we’re seeing this, but Kim Kardashian actually looks chic, you guys.

 

Lizzo in Robert Wun
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This looks uncharacteristically timid and a bit of a mess. The hair is not doing it, girl.

 

Michelle Yeoh in Balenciaga Couture
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Stunning.

 

Morgan Spector (in Helmut Lang) and Rebecca Hall (in Erdem)
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He looks hot, but that dress is a mess.

 

Salma Hayek in Gucci
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Without flaw.

 

Saweetie in Tony Ward Couture
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It’s way too tight in the bust, but we can’t see her panties, so we consider this a win.

 

Sydney Sweeney in Marc Bouwer
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It’s a rewear of something Angelina sported about twenty years ago, and to our surprise, it only looks okay on her. White’s not really her color and we think if you’re going to do Marilyn, you can’t half-ass the styling.

 

Taylor Zakhar Perez in Givenchy
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The hottest cater waiter in the room.

Part TWO!

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