Celeste O’Connor, Sydney Sweeney, Dakota Johnson and Isabela Merced at the MADAME WEB Los Angeles Premiere

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The stars of Madame Web came out for the premiere in some hardcore fashion, for which we are appreciative. Unfortunately, a good deal of it was web or spider-themed, for which we are enraged.

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ENRAGED. We will sigh dramatically and get on with it, however.

Celeste O’Connor in Gert-Johan Coetzee
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As high-impact moments go, we can’t get mad at this. The buzz on this movie wasn’t all that great (the early reviews are vicious), so we don’t blame her for grabbing this spotlight moment and making the most of it. Having said that, the huge opera coat and showgirl costume really don’t go together. The combination might work better if it were more of a gown, with a skirt that hit the floor. It would still be pretty tacky, however.

Sydney Sweeney in Oscar de la Renta
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All that work by the Oscar de la Renta team to produce a chic web-themed gown and all anyone can think looking at these pictures is THONG. Perhaps a nude body suit of some sort would have worked better. Or maybe just don’t make thong-framing designs for the red carpet.

Isabela Merced in Vintage Atelier Versace
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The bodice is beautiful. It deserves a better skirt.

Dakota Johnson in Gucci
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Then again, maybe a nude bodysuit isn’t the answer to every partially imaginary dress out there. This just doesn’t look good. She’s gorgeous, with a slammin’ bod, but this just hangs off her like a sparkly net. Again, all that work to produce a garment that’s completely underwhelming and can’t even make a stunning woman look good.

ABOUT THE MOVIE:
In a switch from the typical genre, MADAME WEB tells the standalone origin story of one of Marvel publishing’s most enigmatic heroines. The suspense-driven thriller stars Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb, a paramedic in Manhattan who develops the power to see the future… and realizes she can use that insight to change it. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she forges a relationship with three young women bound for powerful destinies…if they can all survive a deadly present.
Directed by: SJ Clarkson
Screenplay by: Claire Parker & SJ Clarkson
Story by: Kerem Sanga
Based on the Marvel Comics
Cast: Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O’Connor, Isabela Merced, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts, Adam Scott

[Photo Credit: Stewart Cook/Courtesy of Sony Pictures, Xavier Collin/Image Press Agency/Abaca Press/INSTARimages – – Video Credit: Sony Pictures Entertainment/YouTube]

• Atelier Versace
• Celeste O’Connor
• Dakota Johnson
• Gert-Johan Coetzee
• Gucci
• Isabela Merced
• Madame Web
• Movie Premiere
• Oscar de la Renta
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Sony Pictures
• Sydney Sweeney
• Versace