Friday Leftovers for the Week of May 14th, 2023

Posted on May 19, 2023

Darlings we are pleased to report that a confluence of factors (mostly the Cannes Film Festival) have left us with quite the surplus of high-end red carpetry, tragically unjudged by us until now. Put on your judgin’ pants and meet us in the judging circle to get all judgy about it, kittens!


Alessandra Ambrosio in Elie Saab Couture

YES QUEEN. That is exactly the kind of dramatic fashion we want to see at Cannes. Sequined hoods for everyone!


Catherine Deneuve in Louis Vuitton

It’s very tastefully chic, but we’d like it a lot better without the cold shoulder treatment.


Freida Pinto in Jenny Packham

It’s an okay design. We think the appeal rests entirely on whether you’re liking that color. We’re not feeling it for her.


Guan Xiaotong in Valentino Couture

Flawlessly glamorous and chic.


Ismael Cruz Córdova

This was so elegant and sexy until we got to the cartoon feet. We don’t mind kicks with summer suits, but this pairing looks comically awkward.


Jonah Hauer-King in Ralph Lauren

It’s a nice enough outfit (a bit on the stuffy side), but we wouldn’t have recommended that color story for him.


Kate Winslet

Doing the bare minimum, as always. We can’t get mad at it, because it’s never anything but appropriate and professional, but it’s SUPER-dull.


Katie Holmes

This is pretty fabulous but the shoes are pulling focus.


Laura Harrier in Saint Laurent

It has a low-key elegance that suits her, but she could’ve used one big honkin’ diamond somewhere to finish it off.


McKenna Grace in Taller Marmo

From the Trixie Mattel x H&M collection.


Naomi Campbell in Tamara Ralph

Diva, we’re afraid not even you can make this design work.


Naomi Campbell in Celine

This, on the other hand, she could work in her sleep.


Simona Tabasco in Lanvin

The color looks amazing on her, but the design is weirdly unbalanced. That’s a lot of skirt to be dragging around behind you with an ankle-length hem and a flimsy-looking bodice.


Uma Thurman in Dior Couture

We would like this so much more if that dress was literally any other color.


[Photo Credit: IPA/INSTARimages, Abaca Press/INSTARimages, Mario Mitsis/Cover Images, Nils Jorgensen/INSTARimages, Dutch Press Photo/Cover Images]

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