Darlings we are pleased to report that a confluence of factors (mostly the Cannes Film Festival) have left us with quite the surplus of high-end red carpetry, tragically unjudged by us until now. Put on your judgin’ pants and meet us in the judging circle to get all judgy about it, kittens!
Alessandra Ambrosio in Elie Saab Couture
YES QUEEN. That is exactly the kind of dramatic fashion we want to see at Cannes. Sequined hoods for everyone!
Catherine Deneuve in Louis Vuitton
It’s very tastefully chic, but we’d like it a lot better without the cold shoulder treatment.
Freida Pinto in Jenny Packham
It’s an okay design. We think the appeal rests entirely on whether you’re liking that color. We’re not feeling it for her.
Guan Xiaotong in Valentino Couture
Flawlessly glamorous and chic.
Ismael Cruz Córdova
This was so elegant and sexy until we got to the cartoon feet. We don’t mind kicks with summer suits, but this pairing looks comically awkward.
Jonah Hauer-King in Ralph Lauren
It’s a nice enough outfit (a bit on the stuffy side), but we wouldn’t have recommended that color story for him.
Doing the bare minimum, as always. We can’t get mad at it, because it’s never anything but appropriate and professional, but it’s SUPER-dull.
This is pretty fabulous but the shoes are pulling focus.
Laura Harrier in Saint Laurent
It has a low-key elegance that suits her, but she could’ve used one big honkin’ diamond somewhere to finish it off.
McKenna Grace in Taller Marmo
From the Trixie Mattel x H&M collection.
Naomi Campbell in Tamara Ralph
Diva, we’re afraid not even you can make this design work.
Naomi Campbell in Celine
This, on the other hand, she could work in her sleep.
Simona Tabasco in Lanvin
The color looks amazing on her, but the design is weirdly unbalanced. That’s a lot of skirt to be dragging around behind you with an ankle-length hem and a flimsy-looking bodice.
Uma Thurman in Dior Couture
We would like this so much more if that dress was literally any other color.
[Photo Credit: IPA/INSTARimages, Abaca Press/INSTARimages, Mario Mitsis/Cover Images, Nils Jorgensen/INSTARimages, Dutch Press Photo/Cover Images]
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