Jake Gyllenhaal at the STRANGE WORLD World Premiere

Posted on November 16, 2022

Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal, doing the bare minimum. And no, that doesn’t mean he’s naked. He’d honestly have been better off if he was. Or maybe we would have. Either way, this is disgraceful:


We don’t even understand the point of an outfit like this. It seems pretty obvious that these are all high quality items. You’ve committed to a dress shirt, dress pants and a suit jacket. So why pick a bunch of random items that fit terribly and don’t add up to an outfit? If you don’t want to wear a suit, put on a sweater and some cute jeans. It’s a Disney thing, you can get away with it. But if you’re going to wear all of this stuff, why is it all so badly chosen and just sort of thrown on you? Are buttons and tucking just too much work for you? Are matching colors really all that hard to grasp? Calling this the bare minimum feels inaccurate. You had to work to land on this. It all feels like a pose to us.


[Photo Credit: Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Disney, BauerGriffin/INSTARimages.com/Cover Images, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney]

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