Darlings, don’t forget about that other celebrity back-patting festival of the weekend. We still have a ways to go on the SAG Awards and we’ve already highlighted a few of the looks at this one, but it’s time to send all the PGA Award attendees on their way, fully judged and assessed. Shall we, then?
Caitriona Balfe in Giorgio Armani
We don’t mind a good witchy look on the red carpet, but all she’s missing is a broom and pointy hat. The dress just doesn’t read all that well in pictures.
Constance Wu in Etro
Hunh. Great color, but we’re not sure a beaded paisley – or at least this version of one – really works all that well. Also, the waist is hitting her at the wrong spot.
Eva Longoria in Teresa Helbig
Yuck. That neckline is terrible, the fabric looks cheap, the color looks awful on her, the shoes clash and the Fox News hair has got to go. Girl, you need some mouthy-ass gays in your life.
Greta Gerwig in Alexander McQueen
It’s standard-issue ladytux sharp, but we hate the shape and length of the pants and we don’t think those pumps are the right choice for it.
Idina Menzel in Brunello Cucinelli
Was there some sort of “badly shaped tux” theme or something?
Kaitlyn Dever in Olivier Theyskens
Sure. Okay. You’re wearing a “top,” Kaitlyn. If you say so, dear.
Kate Beckinsale in Zuhair Murad Couture
Bombshell looks with a Cher aesthetic. What is not to love about this lady?
Satin lapels aside, it’s a bit too “bank manager” for a red carpet event.
Rachel Brosnahan in Michael Kors Collection
We just got finished telling Nicole Kidman (in an imaginary-friend sort of way) that Michael Kors will never do a gal wrong because he doesn’t go for weirdness or trendiness and here comes Miss Rachel, proving us HELLACIOUSLY wrong on the matter. Michael, what are you doing?
Zoey Deutch in Oscar de la Renta
We want to love it, but ultimately, we think the ribbon effect is way overdone.
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