Kittens, it’s time for us all to discuss a serious issue facing all ladystars on promo tours lately. We’re speaking of course, of all that strappy shit.
Celebrity gals, we implore you to stamp your feet in rage any time a stylist tells you that long trailing sashes and straps hanging off you is somehow chic or photo-ready. It is not. You all look like you dashed out the door because you were running late and simply forgot to finish getting dressed. They’re distracting. Tie that shit up and tell anyone who tries to push their strappy agenda on you to buzz off.
In other news, this is a really cute look, strappy shit aside. Looks like sheer black hose is swinging back in style after a very long hiatus.
– Valentino Black and White Logo-printed Silk Playsuit from the Resort 2020 Collection
– Valentino ‘Garavani’ VSLING Crossbody Bag
– EF Collection Baguette Chevron Studs
Styled by Rob Zangardi + Mariel Haenn | Makeup by Robert Sesnek | Hair by Jennifer Yepez
[Photo Credit: Roger Wong/Instarimages.com, Courtesy of Valentino, farfetch.com]