Kittens, the stars came out in support of Louis Vuitton, if not luxury goods in general, and once again we find ourselves delighted by the ridiculous things they can be talked into wearing just for a front-row ticket.
Of course Miss Alicia has a real knack for blandness in her style, which has seemingly served her well in her time as LV brand ambassador because somehow, she manages to find the most boring stuff in the pule to wear. To be fair, this is pretty chic, if underwhelming.
This, on the other hand, is insane. All credit to her: she’s working the shit out of it. She almost had us talked into praising the top half, but that bottom half is just too painful.
We probably should make more of an objection to the idea of a white lace turtleneck, but if there’s anyone who can make it work, it’s him. Unforch, the rest of the pieces combine to make him look like a cult leader on the day of his mass wedding.
This is a real surprise, not only because they usually wear much edgier stuff than this, but also because they somehow managed to snag something so conventional.
SERVE IT, QUEEN OF CRAY.
This icy stare of judgment is meant to dazzle and distract you into accepting whatever insane she’s wearing at the moment. It’s working on us.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
They look utterly terrified. It’s okay, you two. We’ll get you into something bland as soon as this is all over.
When are we allowed to start talking about how much makeup, product, and dye this man sports on his head?
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