Line up, attention-seekers! We gave some of your cohorts the spotlight treatment but the rest of you lot are going to have to make do with our drive-by judgments. Let that be a powerful lesson to you all.
Aubrey Plaza in Miu Miu
If there’s a grown ladystar out there born to wear Wednesday Addams drag, it’s definitely her. We’re surprised she doesn’t go to this well more often.
Finn Wolfhard (in Saint Laurent), Gaten Matarazzo and Noah Schnapp (in Fendi)
Noah looks amazing, head to toe; a perfectly styled look for someone his age looking to tear it up a little on the red carpet. We’ll give Finn a lot of credit for going his own high-fashion way, but this is just a bit too goofy to come off as edgy as it’s intended. Gaten isn’t too fussed with the label stuff, but he’s probably the least likely of these three to wince at these pictures in 20 years.
Jada Pinkett Smith in Dsquared2
Can’t argue with any of that.
Jameela Jamil in Balmain
Yikes. There is WAY too much going on here. Lose the chains and the goofy sleeves and this might work.
Lana Condor in Alice McCall
The proportions – short skirt, tight and low bust, enormous shoulders – are terrible.
Mj Rodriguez in Dundas
We don’t think the marigold is quite her color, but the ’80s style is exactly right for her.
Sure. Okay. He looks like he’s going to the Freshman Dance.
Storm Reid in Etro
YAAAS BABY QUEEN
It might be just a bit much for the venue, but let a girl be a little extra, we say.
Tiffany Haddish in Jonanthan Simkhai
Oof, no. The shape of the sleeve and the skirt are terrible.
Trixie Mattel, Katya Zamolodchikova and Alyssa Edwards
Trixie gets points for being the most on-brand, Katya gets points for wearing the most eye-popping lewk, and Alyssa gets points for serving classic drag glamour. They all get points taken away for the janky state of their wigs. Tsk, girls. Put the top up next time.
Zachary Levi in Paul Smith
This is mean and probably unfair but it comes off a bit “Youth Outreach Pastor” to us. Also, the fit is not great.
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