Let’s judge all the international cheek-suckers in the front row of the Gucci Cruise show, darlings!
Young man, this is a rather sad way to show up to a Gucci show. If you had your pick of Gucciwear to flaunt for the day, why on earth would you pick something so bland and colorless?
Zoe Saldana (and Marco Perego)
We hate irregular hems and irregular sleeves but we have to admit, she looks pretty damn spectacular here. Once again, a killer pair of shoes makes everything above it better.
Both the spiked collar and the boots are a bit much to take, but we like how he managed to turn some fairly basic – if very fine – suiting into something weirdly photogenic.
An irregular hem and an irregular bust! Won’t someone help these ladies get regular? She’s making this work, but only through the Power of Naomi.
Sir Elton John (and David Furnish)
They look like they’re having fun.
Yes, that was passive-aggressive.
Somehow – and quite inexplicably – she suddenly got a lot better at picking free merch from the family pile. This looks fantastic on her. Two quibbles: the shoes aren’t helping and she doesn’t quite benefit from puffy shoulders. Still, it’s fun, colorful and fabulous.
What is not to love here? This is Rock Dandy Chic and he is a perfect modern avatar for it.
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Gucci]