Darlings, here are the stragglers, weirdos, generics and not-bads that wound up uncommented-upon. UNTIL NOW…
We could quibble with some of the details but we just can’t stay mad at a queen trying to work an ascot.
Chadwick Boseman in Dzojchen
It’s … interesting? Actually it’s hard to tell. The color’s nice and we think we can make out some decent shapes and styles, but the monochromatic quality wipes out all the details.
He’s one of those really good-looking guys who has absolutely no idea what fashion can do for him. It wouldn’t even take much effort since his difficulty level is at the lowest setting.
Dave, everything under your clothes continues to be impressive as hell. But maybe button the shirt and go up a size on the jeans, mister. You don’t see The Rock out there looking like a strip club bouncer. Also, you’re too old to have deliberate rips in your clothing. There. We said it.
And now we’re running far away.
Gabrielle Union in Ralph Lauren
Scrolldown surprise: this is quite chic. We thought it was going to be too plain but she looks great.
Oof. Sweetie, no. It looks like badly designed bridal shop wear.
Halle Berry in PatBo
She continues to be all “Fuck it, I’m Halle Berry and I look like hot shit no matter what I do” when it comes to fashion. This isn’t awful, but it sure doesn’t play to her strengths or anything.
Henry Golding in Valentino
Dear god, it kept getting worse and worse as we scrolled down. We may need a moment to recover. Hopefully, his next effort will —
Henry Golding in Paul Smith
HENRY WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU
Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin
What’s not to love here?
Jessica Chastain in Elie Saab Couture
It’s fine that it’s kind of basic, but the shape seems off somehow.
She’s serving Cool Aunt realness. Love the coat.
Rachel Brosnahan in Derek Lam 10 Crosby
Sorry, lady. There is nothing here that we like; not the hair, not the stripes, not the shape, not the pant length and DEFINITELY not the shoes.
If you’re gonna wear a public bra, we suppose it might as well be an interesting one. A shame the jacket’s a bit snug.
Ruth Wilson in Erdem
It’s very “Sunday services, 1987.”
Taylor Schilling in Zhivago
If that lining went to the floor, this would be gorgeous but probably a bit heavy-looking for this time of year.
Tessa Thompson in Alexandre Vauthier
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