Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton at the “Shelter” Premiere

Posted on September 15, 2014

WHAT the…?

Jennifer-Connelly-Shelter-Movie-Premiere-Louis-Vuitton-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jennifer Connelly attends the premiere of “Shelter” during the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival in Louis Vuitton.

Jennifer-Connelly-Shelter-Movie-Premiere-Louis-Vuitton-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Louis Vuitton Resort 2015 Collection [Not exact match]

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…fuck?

She can CLEARLY see that this look is pure butt. Granted, she’s not the smiley-grinnin’ type, but even for her, that’s one grimly set jaw of annoyance. That is the thousand-yard stare of a woman who isthinking, “Yes, the proportions are hideous and it looks like a vinyl funeral tablecloth and I have FUCKING ROPE tied around my toe because I am wearing the UGLIEST FUCKING SHOES KNOWN TO MAN– *ahem*  to mankind, but I will persevere through the sheer force of my innate dignity. I will get through this moment. And then I am going to get in my limo and fire my stylist so hard she’ll be in fucking TRACTION for WEEKS.”

Or at least, she should be thinking it.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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