Alright Met boys, line up for judgment. Several of the dudes in attendance this year got spotlight posts or were part of other rundowns, so if you don’t see your man here, check out the rest of our Met Gala 2026 coverage. Now put your judgin’ pants on.
Adrien Brody in Dior
Guess we should have put him in the leather boys post but he would’ve killed the vibe. The pants don’t suit him. He’s wearing too many things under that jacket. And his “please, sir” posing style is incredibly annoying.
Ahn Hyo-seop in Valentino
That’s a stunning jacket. The shoes are dumb and we could do without the scarf.
Bad Bunny in Zara
Meh. We are not loving that prosthetics and stage makeup are becoming a thing on the Met Gala red carpet. After years of us declaring that it’s not a Halloween party, some of these celebs seem determined to turn it into one.
Danny Ramirez in Michael Kors Collection
Way too plain.
Dwayne Johnson in Thom Browne
We burst out laughing. If you’re gonna wear the Thom Browne kilt, just man up and put your calves out there, mister.
Finn Wolfhard in Thom Browne
AI jacket.
Hero Fiennes Tiffin in Valentino
The grooming is very pretty, but the pants are puddling. We get that stylists and stars don’t want to be conventional if they can avoid it, but that cravat just doesn’t work with a conventional tuxedo.
Jack Harlow in Torishéju
The jacket’s very nice, but the pants are a hate crime. The hat is dumb.
Jay-Z in Louis Vuitton
No arguments here.
Joe Alwyn in Valentino
We didn’t think he had it in him to be this interesting. Can’t say we’re loving that trailing sash, which looks more like an undone cravat, but we’re surprised by how much we like this for him. The beige is kind of dull, but that bright yellow cummerbund is inspired.
Joe Burrow in Bode
It’s the law that we must always pay attention and give praise when a quarterback wears a little bit of sparkle. We can’t say we’re loving that style of closure on a conventional suit jacket.
Maluma in Tom Ford
Looks great from the waist up, but a lot of these guylooks are skewing too casual and we’re getting tired of looking at puddling hems over dainty doll feet.
Morgan Spector in Tom Ford
All of the bridesmaids keep going to the same carving station and their boyfriends are getting pissed.
Paul Anthony Kelly in Dior
Love the coat, but the shirt is sloppy and it needs a tie. For such a good-looking man, not to mention a model, he’s terrible at posing.
Rami Malek in Saint Laurent
He looks like the dignitary that’s about to have us sent to Siberia and we kind of love that he’s being a little weird again.
Sombr in Valentino
The cape is a total stunner, but the rest of the outfit could’ve used some editing to prevent it from being too distracting.
Troye Sivan in Prada
Cute, but too casual. Anna Wintour has lost control of this event.
Tyriq Withers in Louis Vuitton
Gorgeous and dramatic, but again, it just doesn’t feel formal enough.
[Photo Credit: TheStewartOfNY/INSTARimages, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue, Mike Coppola/Getty Images, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images]
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