We feel for this boy.
Go back and re-read that. It wasn’t dirty.
But we do. We’re stuck working as professional celebrity-watchers and he gives off such a vibe of inner torment at the moment. Sure, we laughed at this supremely well-executed (if it wasn’t so damn obvious) #BeMeOrDoMe moment, but even if it’s funny, it reeks of desperation. He was pretty open about his drug and alcohol issues earlier in the year, but this strikes us more like career panic. And while we can’t deny that he looks pretty damn good here, the bitchier side of us is forced to point out that any boystar who goes out in public wearing jeggings is letting the world know he’ll do anything for a pap shot. He’s turning pap tricks. First comes the shirtless horseback pics, then come the jeggings. Before you know it, he’ll be washing his car in Daisy Dukes in a parking lot somewhere for cash.
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