Chloë Moretz at the Armani Privé Fall 2014 Show

Nope. Not working for us, dear.

PinChloë Moretz attends the Armani Privé Fall 2014 show in Paris, France in a Giorgio Armani look from the Resort 2015 collection.

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Can’t stand racer fronts. It always makes the wearer look like she’s rolling her shoulders forward in embarrassment. Actually, now that we look closer, she is rolling her shoulders forward. Maybe the shape of the top is forcing her into that posture but she always was kind posey on the RC. The rest of the top looks great, but we can’t stand to see it paired with those hologram boxer shorts. And since we’re being cranky bitches, we might as well take it all the way and say that none of the silvers match, down to the sandals, making for a very haphazard look.

Harrumph. We’re not grumpy, we swear. This just isn’t working for us in any way. Necklines are dealbreakers for us. If it’s not working, then the outfit’ll never come together.

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Giorgio Armani]

• Armani Privé
• Chloë Moretz
• Giorgio Armani
• Red Carpet