Kristen Stewart at LAX

Posted on May 28, 2014

K Stew just don’t care.

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Her bags are packed and she ain’t got room for no fucks.

This is the kind of comment that ALWAYS gets us in trouble, but we wrote a book on how celebrities craft their images, so we’re gonna put on our paper hats with the word “EXPERT” scrawled in crayon and give our thoughts.

This is SUCH a carefully crafted pose, top to bottom; meticulously put together to give the impression that she just don’t givashit. The “No Problem” cap? GIRL PLEASE. PLEASE, GIRL. You are bordering on Poochie territory with that one. And once again we find ourselves hoping a ladystar sat on her coat, because bare skin in contact with an airplane seat is kind of gross, first class or not.  

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]

    • TrixieConQueso

      And Dirty Converses? The “Grubby-Chic” style choice is gross, LadyStars.

      • Capt. Renault

        My Chucks don’t even get that dirty after a week of camping. This is, like, all summer working in a diesel shop kind of dirty.

        • Sarah

          Bet she paid someone a lot of money to make them look like that…

        • Imasewsure

          That’s because you are not committed to the grunge-chic possibilities of art-dirt like many of our beloved ladystars…

        • sweetestsith

          Seriously, the only ones I have that are so dirty are about 8 years old.. And busting at the seams (so very comfortable… In dry weather!). Dirty shoes in otherwise perfect condition are silly.

          • Capt. Renault

            I’m not about to begrudge anyone their Chucks, especially grody Chucks — believe me. But you have to come by it honestly, like holes in your jeans. That’s my rule. I’m putting my Chucks-clad foot down.

        • Kristin McNamara

          I have about 5 different colored pairs of Chucks and the oldest (about 5 years) look exactly like KStew’s. And naturally came to be as such.

      • jspark

        You can’t be grubby chic carrying a Chanel shopping bag. Dirt + Chanel = ????

    • barbarienne

      For me the giveaway is the one-sided hair. You don’t do that unless you’re playing to the cameras. Especially when the hair is on the same side as the bag strap. OUCH.

      (On the plus side, I rather like the red hair.)

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        The red is quite good on her, I agree.

      • imspinningaround

        I disagree about the hair. She may only be doing it because she’s lazy: My hair is ridiculously long and shapeless right now, and when I don’t have it pulled back I always have it draped over one shoulder or the other.

        • barbarienne

          It’s the bag that makes me think it’s on purpose. I throw my hair over one shoulder a lot, but I wouldn’t put it over a bag strap where it would get snagged. But hey, maybe it was just for a moment or she’s less sensitive to that sort of thing than I am.

      • KinoEye

        I caught the new hair as I was scrolling through the thumbnails, and thought “Who does that luscious color belong to?” Disappointed it’s KStew, and all greasy and askew, but it’s a great color for her.

      • StillGary

        “… If you fall I will catch you, I’ll be waitin — TIME AFTER TIME.”

    • Carleenml

      she looks to me like she mugged Justin Bieber.

      • Amelia

        Then rolled in a dirt heap for a few hours. As douchey as Bieber is, he at least looks like he bathes.

      • demidaemon

        I have no doubt that she could easily lay the smack down on him.

    • MannahattaMamma

      dirty converse, trucker cap, and a big chanel shopping bag? Even if the bag is being re-used…sorry, babe. You practiced this look in front of the mirror.

      • Constant Reader

        Yeah, the Chanel shopping bag was a bridge too far for me. That does not say “I don’t care.”

        • suburbanbohemian

          Indeed. the chanel shopping bag is proof of how micro-managed this look is.

      • 3boysful

        Ya’ll are so cynical. She just doesn’t own a Target bag. ;)

    • Lolo Andre

      This is her slandered candid pics , she did it for years nothing new. Can we talk about her Cannes look? I liked that Chanel look very much

      • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

        I can’t even speak about how perfect those sequinned sneakers were. Absolutely gorgeous. I just wish she had worn them the whole time, we know she hates heels why even bother putting them on when those sneakers exist?

        That entire catwalk with sneakers was made for Kristen and she should rock it till the cows are so mind blown they don’t know where home is..

      • FibonacciSequins

        I liked it too and it was probably a chore to find a good look from that collection, sorry to say.

    • Denise Rambo

      I don’t understand how this girl is a celebrity. She has no class, no style and, from what I’ve seen, no talent.

      • James

        Doesn’t that makes her a perfect candidate then?

      • Janet B

        Just like every other celebrity?

      • Bexxx

        I disagree on the style front. She falls flat sometimes, but she brings life to some of Karl’s most heinous bullshit. Not really getting the no class thing either.

        • @Biting Panda

          Her style voice is “ambivalence”. And she plays it like an instrument.

          • CakesOnAPlane

            ohhh, I thought that was just her “acting” voice.

            PS I don’t mean to hate, I just have only seen her in those awful Twilight movies. For all I know, she may use inflection and human levels of breathing in other movies :)

        • Kimmu

          I don’t understand the no class comment either. I feel like she’s always acquitted herself decently in interviews, and I like how she owns up to the fact that she’s awkward and not especially charming.

      • Imasewsure

        I’ve always thought she was uniquely beautiful and she was awesomely perfect for that horrible Bella character… there are worse (hey LiLO!) although I can’t imagine what roles she will be “good” at in the future

        • Kimmu

          If you watch any of her indie movies, she’s actually not all that bad. The Cake Eaters and the Runaways were pretty good. And Bella was a horrible character and she played her exactly like she was written

          • fursa_saida

            My main criticism of The Runaways was that we spent too much time on Cherie’s character and not enough on Joan’s, which by definition means I wanted more KStew in it. I liked the movie.

    • alyce1213

      It’s very considerate of her to take her trash with her when she deplanes. The cap kind of looks like the kind that has fake hair attached to it.
      So, this is an ‘of course,’ for her, but basically, she looks like half the girls in my neighborhood.

    • decormaven

      She poached this style from La Lohan.

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        And the hairdo from Ariel, the Little Mermaid.

    • teensmom99

      Not to argue with the uncles, but I have to say that this is more or less how my teen dresses (sans hat) so I’m not sure if I fault her for wanting to dress like she would if she weren’t a celebrity. Yes, I agree it’s a pose but I can kind of sympathize with this pose for a plane ride.

      • Skippymom1

        I could send my sixteen year old daughter in her room right now and she could put this entire ensemble together in less than a minute, including the snap back hat [Tom and Jerry, Dallas Cowboys, Perry Platypus, Mad Hatter and Batman are her choices there] and she wouldn’t blink an eye. What I do hope, when my daughter is 24 [the age K Stewart is now] is that she has packed those clothes away because she is no longer a teenager.

        • teensmom99

          I guess I myself have been known to wear jeans & a t-shirt on a plane. Yes, I fantasize about the Mad Men days of dressing up for travel but you just might find me in jeans, etc. And not sure that you wouldn’t find my 25 yo niece in law in something similar (though agree with the uncles about the bare midriff on a plane. yuk).

          • Skippymom1

            I am not judging her on her plane attire. Find anyone, anywhere, that dresses in the style of that era, when flying was a luxury and a treat. They don’t. I too will wear jeans when flying – because I find planes cold. I was just remarking on the whole “teenage affect” thing when she is, in fact, 24 years old. 5 years removed from 19 years old. I guess our family is different? I have two older daughters who are 21 and 25 and wouldn’t be caught dead dressing like their 16 year old sister. The 21 year old is finishing her senior year in college and is surrounded by this style. I don’t know. Then again it is very important for actresses to appear younger than they are for as long as they can, so I will give Miss Stewart a pass if that is her attempt. [no snark intended]

            • teensmom99

              And hope you didn’t read snark into my comments. I think we’re on the same page. And for the record, my teen will dress sloppy for school one day and fancy the next. They are often fancier than we were (I had friends who hadn’t worn a skirt in years–not so with these kids). And yes, KStew makes her money by playing teen angst and so it’s a costume.

            • Skippymom1

              No, of course not [didn;t read snark] We have the sloppy and fancy going on here too. Never know what we’re going to get. And on the sloppy days do you ever want to chase after them on their way to school, with a brush, hoping you can just get one pass on the messy [albeit clean] head of a mop they have going on? I just stand in front of her closet and look at the possibilities when she leaves in sweats. :D

    • Anna

      You can relax your neck and shoulder muscles, Kristen, I see the Chanel logo.

    • Capt. Renault

      Is it me, or does she have a Young Michael Stipe thing going on?

      [EDIT: Upon review, a Young Keith Haring?]

    • Danielle

      I can’t with the Chanel shopping bag. Really? REALLY?

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        Only to carry her water bottle in.

        • Danielle

          Strategically stuffed to show the Evian label.

    • Violina23

      Poochie! Bwahahahahahahaha. Thanks for that! :-)

      • Kitten Mittons

        That reference made my whole day.

    • @Biting Panda

      Those jeans are so tight *I* can’t breathe.

      • skitzfiggitous

        Too-tight jeans and a belly shirt for a who-knows-how-long flight, because what woman, no matter how tiny, doesn’t enjoy HOURS of muffin top on display?

        • Sarah

          In her defense, that dingy raggedy shirt has a neckhole so large that she could pull it to obscure whatever muffinery might occur. But, if she was in keeping with her oh-so-stylin’ trucker cap’s look, she probably just unbuttoned the jeans for the flight.

          • demidaemon

            You are probably right, unfortunately. Classy.

    • Alloy Jane

      You boys go write “Expert” on that paper hat in a black sharpie. This is as contrived as it gets. Fancy new statement cap, jeans so fresh you can see the starch sheen, carefully arranged and newly colored tresses, hip sunglasses and jewelry, “I just ran around a baseball diamond twice” dirty chucks, trademark scowl, yeah. You can practically see the management’s seal of approval on this.

      • kimmeister

        Plus, I don’t think TLo own crayons anyway!

    • Crystal

      Well. I like her hair color.

      That is everything positive I have to say.

    • smh4748

      “And once again we find ourselves hoping a ladystar sat on her coat, because bare skin in contact with an airplane seat is kind of gross, first class or not.”

      I always think that too! I’m amazed by people in short shorts when I fly. It just gives me the heebie-jeebies to even think about my skin having to touch the seat. Blech.

      • Cheryl

        Yech! I know I go on about bare feet in borrowed shoes, but this might be even more gross.

      • marlie

        That’s why I travel in jeans (and carry a sweater or long-sleeved t-shirt), even in the dead of summer. Because EW.

    • HeisenbergHattie

      How old is she?
      PS: With those giant armholes, I’m grateful she decided to wear a bra.

    • clatie

      except for the hat, which should be burned and its ashes scattered, I think she looks quite good. it suits her far better than her fancy wear.

    • melanie0866

      “Her bags are packed and she ain’t got room for no fucks.”

      Excuse me, I have to go embroider that on a sampler to hang in my home.

      • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

        It needs to be a song lyric, or put on a t-shirt. :)

        • Linderella

          I would wear that t-shirt!

        • Anna

          The “UN-Glamorous” Life: “She don’t need a hairbrush. Without the paps, it ain’t much.”

    • KinoEye

      In the (paraphrased) words of our great uncles: “I want to grab that hat off her head, throw it on the ground and jump up and down on it, screaming, “AFFECTATIONS! AFFECTATIONS!”

      • demidaemon

        I want to see a Youtube video of you doing just that. :)

        • KinoEye

          Ah, would that it were so. I’d probably go to jail for harassment, but it would be so worth it.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Celebrities! They’re just like us! She reused her shopping bag as a carry on for her overflow stuff. Riiiiiight.

    • Imasewsure

      Crafted head to toe as you state dear uncles… still I kind of dig this crazy self-important little b…

    • E.Nelson

      She’s far from my fav, but I think she’s nailing “Kristen Stewart traveling” here. I think she looks sexy.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      If Honey Badgers wore outfits, this would be their uniform.

      • Constant Reader

        That is hilarious! I confess, I had to Google honey badger because I’m not cool at all… :)

    • MilaXX

      If only she hadnt worn that hat. It take the look straight to douche ville.

      • Cheryl

        Yes, yes, a thousand times YES!

      • http://www.alisarivera.com/ Alisa Rivera

        Aren’t trucker hats completely over at this point?

        • demidaemon

          For everyone but actual truckers, methinks.

    • http://instagram.com/gioioio gioioio

      Tom and Lorenzo
      GIRL PLEASE. PLEASE, GIRL.

      • NMMagpie

        ^^^^THIS.

    • BlairBear

      I cannot with the sad dingy droopy my boobs are depressed top. I wouldn’t mind a slightly less dingy pair of converses and those jeans with a sweatshirt or a flannel shirt or something.

    • Grumpy Girl

      Her eyebrows look bad, like they were overwaxed. Yes, that is my takeaway, because the clothes are not worth more than a glance, but the brows keep drawing me back to figure out what is wrong.

    • korilian

      Sherobably had her hoodie on. Planes are always too cold.

    • Melissa Mendes

      Anyone know the story of her tattoo? Is it an eyeball with a lightbulb in it?

      • Leigh David

        The lightbulb image is from Pablo Picasso’s painting, Guernica. I remember seeing the painting at MOMA.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      Yeah…no one ties their sweater right on their hips like that.

    • beebee10

      Total hollywood brat I-don’t-care, hyper-self awareness. Perhaps it’s hard to be real when you’ve been in movies since you were in middle school.

    • http://batman-news.com ChristopherM

      I’m more focused on her RBF (resting bitch face). How someone can make millions upon millions dollars with negligible talent and yet always looks like she just stepped in dog poo is beyond me.

    • http://twitter.com/janedonuts Jane Donuts

      Does complaining of stupid tattoos count as body snarking? I hope not. I just don’t understand this need for really dumb looking ink among the younger set. It’s so disappointing.

    • siriuslover

      bare skin on airplane seats. GROSS. I can’t even stand to put my head back on the seat (yes, I put my jacket over it).

    • Let it out

      She’s an internationally famous actress, and, for better or for worse, a style icon. I don’t think she’s even pretending that she’s not putting in the effort. The hat really is an abomination, tho’.

    • SewingSiren

      I love the glasses tinted to match the hair ( says the woman who couldn’t recognize her own children from across the dinner table without her specs).

    • numenah

      The careful knotting right at crotch level–right.

    • crash1212

      I’m thinking she put the hoody on prior to sitting down, thus escaping the skin-to-airplane-seat debacle.

      • Candigirl1968

        … as well as the perpetually freezing airplane cabin.

    • gitchygitchymama

      The bad ink tells me the carpet don’t match the curtains.

    • MartyBellerMask

      No arguments here!

    • Valerie Little

      Flaunting her usual contempt of mankind.

    • Tracy_Flick

      I think that outfit comes with a teenage whine built-in. MOOOOOOOOOOOM. GAWD.

    • frannyprof

      Thought she was LiLo at first glance…

    • demidaemon

      This look is so 90s it is giving me PTSD from my Junior High years.

    • almondemy

      Let’s just say this: if you’re toting around a Chanel shopping bag? YOU CARE.

    • GeoDiva

      I hate hate hate hate hate hate trucker hats!

    • formerlyAnon

      This shows the kind of exquisitely thought-out image projection indulged in by the average 9th grade girl. With money. And staff. So, why not?

    • tired_mommy

      This one is almost veering into LiLo territory which is just yucky.

    • TwiddlyStun

      Oh dear. Scrolled down to see other comments before making mine and seeing reference to how great the color is. Maybe my monitor is off. I sincerely hope that color looks less radioactive in person than it does on my screen.

      • DebbieLovesShoes

        I don’t like it, either.

    • unbornfawn

      Bad hair color too.

    • Jecca2244

      i am glad you said something about the sitting on a coat. I do this on planes and my husband thinks it is crazy! I always have to have something between my head and the seat too. eeek.

      • marlie

        Me too. Same thing goes for movie theaters.

    • Man Dala

      That orange hair really suits her, methinks.

    • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

      hey look – her mouth is closed!

    • icm

      She is vulgar,I feel so bad for all the talented actresses that cannot get a seat on the fame bus because this chick just won’t get off.

    • quiltrx

      Your Chanel bag, shitty cap, and obviously-worked-on abs are sending mixed messages.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      I do not respond positively to this look.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Totally!!! It’s almost a costume it’s so contrived.

    • snarkykitten

      Well obviously she gives no fucks about her tattoos.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      I like that bracelet she’s wearing, it doesn’t belong with the rest of this crap. I love how they knotted that sweatshirt she has tied around her right “there”.

    • marlie

      Fine enough travel outfit but I do desperately hope that she wore whatever that is around her waist while she was on the plane. Also more product placement: the Chanel bag, even if it is just a shopping bag. But the hat is stupid.

    • prettybigkitty

      She’s the honey badger of starlets.

    • Columbinia

      How does she keep the sweatshirt(?) that’s tied around her lower pelvis from slipping off as she walks? Is it sewn, taped, glued or stapled on?

    • Linda Leeson

      The Chanel bag is a nice gettin real in the hood touch.

    • Annistella

      oooh yes she give many fucks. This is an extract from the article ‘Kristen Stewart is trolling the world’ and I think the author put it brilliantly; “She opts for this kind of backwards, calculated anti-flop. Like, “Look at me!!! I’m totally not flopping for you! I came to this red carpet just to slouch around looking grumpy about red carpets! Look at meeeeee!” And it totally works, especially with Stewart’s surly teen demographic. The best way to get people to look at you is to demand they don’t look at you, so everyone is looking at K-Stew all the time”. BURN.

    • StillGary

      Hair reminds me of the “Time after Time” video where Cyndi Lauper shaved half her orange head and her guy did not like it!

    • cocohall

      She was in Adventureland with the nebbishy fellow from the Social Network and was terrific. It was years ago, but she does have real talent. I suspect that appearing in a franchise with a crazed fandom in tow was NOT part of her plan. She probably took the Bella part thinking the movie would barely see the light of day and then she was hit with a tsunami of attention. This look to me screams “I am uncomfortable being a celebrity.” She knows she cannot escape being photographed, but she doesn’t want to embrace the celebrity culture and come off the plane with her designer bag carefully positioned and the perfect little “casual” look. So she over-corrects and pulls out the angry teen forced to attend the state fair with her cousins visiting from Michigan look. And sadly, stands out even more than if she just threw on jeans, a tee, a cardigan and some flats. That hat dear, is a choice you will regret. No one is fooled. It is ALL a problem.

      • formerlyAnon

        “the angry teen forced to attend the state fair with her cousins visiting from Michigan look”

        OH Lord! Thank you for sharing your gift for the perfect image with us. I can hear the sulking from the back seat as I type.

        • cocohall

          Right back at you! “I can hear the sulking from the back seat” My twins are turning 16 next week and although they are generally lovely girls, we have many moments where the sulking is indeed loud enough to be heard – the perfect description.

    • Coleslaw McGraw

      She really doesn’t like anyone, including herself, does she?

    • Ann VerWiebe

      Whenever I see someone in the city wearing flip flops, I can’t help but see it as a bacteria farm – same with a bare midriff on a plane.