Lady Gaga in NYC

Posted on April 01, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen, Chicken Lady:

 

Lady-Gaga-GOTS-WFO-NYC-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Lady Gaga seen in an white furry outfit before her concert in NYC.

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Ooooh, girl. That is not a good look. Smells like?

DESPERATION.

But Steroid Picard is free to take our hand and lead us wherever he’d like to go.

 

 

[Photo Credit: RGK/PacificCoastNews]

    • thecitysleeps

      Desperation doesn’t even begin to cover it. Oh Gaga.

    • Jacquelyn

      Wut……?

    • mlle

      She looks like a pom pom.

      • Lucía Gavello

        I kinda want Steroid Picard to swing her in the air and break into a cheer.

      • VicD

        Could be anyone under those feathers…. Jus’ sayin’

        • MissusBee

          Sort of like the emperor’s new clothes in reverse.

        • BackseatDriver

          Gogo body double!

    • Jacob Bowen

      HGH is being easily forgotten…mmmm.

      • Violina23

        I think steroid picard killed him… with his mind

        • MilaXX

          Locutus!

        • BlairBear

          I imagine them as life partners who take turns dealing with this basic bitch. Their pillow talk is super shady

          • demidaemon

            Love this story.

            • BlairBear

              Me too . Two beautiful men seeing her for who she is

      • ecallaw1977

        I just want them together.

      • formerlyAnon

        For me, HGH remains enshrined in memory. But it feels churlish to harp on his absence.

    • RussellH88

      She’s the sibling that Big Bird’s family doesn’t talk about.

    • snarkykitten

      When you need to lean on your handler to navigate the walk from the curb to your car, you look less edgy and more weird lady at the nursing home who smells like cat pee.

    • Miss Ruth

      I AM STILL A THING I AM STILL A THING DEAR GOD IT’S HOT UNDER THESE FEATHERS BUT I AM STILL A THING.

      • Lucía Gavello

        I see less “Thing” and more “Cousin It”

    • Anna

      She should’ve written, “PLEASE, I NEED TO BE FAMOUS,” on her mask as these performance artists are wont to do these days.

      ETA: But I would absolutely fall down all the time if I had a handler like Steroid Picard. He’s giving me all kinds of feelings right now.

      • alyce1213

        She hit the floor in horrific pink shoes at her recent show at Roseland, which inspired a collection of shots on the internet of her falling. And there he was (also previous HGH), scooping up the mess. Why she keeps doing this, I don’t know — she’s really gonna break something badly.

        • Anna

          Sadly, I wouldn’t need horrific platforms – pink, or otherwise- in order to fall down. Mine is a natural, God-given klutziness. In addition to the imminent danger surrounding her, it must just take her at least, 6 times as long to get to even the shortest of distances. Besides getting ready and putting her makeup and get-ups on, a large portion of her day must be spent just trying to get someplace.

          • Sophie

            This getup doesn’t seem so complicated to put on, and she doesn’t need any make-up… Is this her equivalent of a lazy day?

            • Anna

              You have a good point there. Most normal human beings would turn to sweatpants during such times but Gaga turns to her favourite and most comfortable chicken/White Walker ensemble.

            • Vtg Fashion Library

              Gaga is pulling a Jolie.

        • Jacqueline Wessel

          She already had to cancel a tour for some sort of surgery. I remember her having some kind of customized steampunk wheelchair.

          • MilaXX

            Hip surgery

            • Twigg

              hip surgery that resulted in a different nose.

    • Qitkat

      That poor handler. He must rehearse in his mirror how to keep a straight face.

      I think it’s official now. Steffi always secretly wanted to be the Albino Chewbacca.

      • Lori

        I still say she better be paying that guy a lot of money. A lot of money. And the nondisclosure agreement better be airtight because you know that guy has some ridiculous stories.

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          Good point.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      Missing set piece from Barbarella.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      God, she’s exhausting.

    • nannypoo

      I am totally over her, but I love that handler. Here she’s so ridiculous that he’s almost smiling.

    • moppet

      I gotta say, that is dedication to a look. No eyeholes? No NOSEHOLES? Well played, or something, Lady G.

      • Constant Reader

        I once had a sheepdog who looked as though his eyes were completely covered but he could see just fine. Maybe Gaga’s headpiece is designed so she can actually see where she’s going?

        • formerlyAnon

          I assumed she has some vision, just that it’s limited. If she were completely blind, I’d expect either a 2nd handler or that the one she has would be hanging on to her subtly, or her on to him, rather than just resting her hand on his.

          Of course, who actually knows?

          • demidaemon

            I doubt she even does at this point, and I generally am a Lady Gaga supporter.

    • jw_ny

      The fullness of the dress is doing some terribly unflattering things to her waist, hips, and butt.

      • http://batman-news.com boweryboy

        Here, let me fix that sentence for you: “The foolishness of the dress is doing some terribly unflattering things to her waist, hips, and butt.”

        All better. : )

    • seelebrennt

      i find her so insufferable. i just like looking at her handler.

    • Tanya Wade

      Kids in the Hall flashbacks. Thanks, TLO. Thanks, Lady G.

    • KinoEye

      Hot Bald Handler is my everything. He’s working that lens better than she is.

      • alyce1213

        He’s such a handsome man. And I like his big, sturdy build.

        • Anna

          Oh God, me too. Nothing like a tall, athletic man to make me positively weak at the knees. And his eyes. Imagine THOSE staring back at you over candlelight at dinner (and well, any other time really).

          • CakesOnAPlane

            I am happy to say he very much resembles my husband. See, love, bald CAN be beautiful!

            • Anna

              Aww, nice! Lucky lady!

      • SugarSnap108

        Yes, he appears to be executing some complicated dance moves here. I click on Lady Gaga posts strictly for a chance to see him.

      • Danielle

        Do you think she holds auditions? Her Handlers are always on point.

    • Morales Mike

      Forget her and her luxe Cousin It costume. WHO is that bodyguard?! Someone get him a part in ANYTHING.

      • lunchcoma

        He’s welcome to have a part in me.

        • Qitkat

          BadaBUM!

        • http://batman-news.com boweryboy

          Dahumn…, you dirty.

        • vitaminC

          “Take him backstage behind the meat curtains, know what I mean?
          – Jerri Blank

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Does anyone remember that show, “Kids In The Hall”? They had a character called “Chicken Lady”. This could be her bratty daughter.

      • Capt. Renault

        I would pay good money to put her on a mechanical horse and watch her explode.

    • Joanie

      That’s not even performance art. That’s just advertising for the farm fresh chicken joint in a strip mall

      • Constant Reader

        Right down the road from the person wearing the Statue of Liberty costume to remind passers-by where to get their taxes done.

    • Darcy H

      The Steroid Picard knows how to work a camera too, look at that piercing eye contact! Mmmhmmm.

      Oh I’m sorry, was he not the point of these photos?

      • Denise Alden

        Oh, he was the point, all right :)

    • alyce1213

      The guy in the last picture, on the left, not HBH — his face says it all.

    • R.A.

      “Steroid Picard” – GASPING

    • Evan

      I see that they finally found the Yeti.

    • B_C_J

      This is not clothing. It’s a full on costume. The only critique is that she wears it outside of the theatre. However in her mind, it is clear she is on stage at every moment of her life.

      • Qitkat

        in her mind, it is clear she is on stage at every moment of her life
        In which case, she must be one of TLo’s most devoted disciples. Perhaps BMODM has become her bible.

    • NBG

      Steroid Picard’s Blue Steel is the only thing worth looking at in these photos.

    • Paigealicious

      The “covering-my-face-with-weird-masks” look is SO Gaga circa 2009.

    • kipper

      Let’s see if THIS will kick Miley out of the headlines!

    • Lily

      Dumb. Non sequitur, I do like the flower hat worn by the girl in the background.

    • Michael_Jones

      Do you think she bought the headwear from the same person who sold Shia LaBeouf the paper bag?

    • TerryMH

      I’d like to see an entire post devoted to Steroid Picard please.

    • Judy_J

      So…very….tired….of her shtick.

    • xmixiex

      Yup. Smelly, rotten desperation.

    • Dogue

      Muppet

    • gayle

      I rarely understand the statement she is trying to make with her outfits but there is no statement with this one it is just stupid

    • Noah

      “Reductive.” – Bjork

      • Evan

        Her looks are definitely more similar to Bjork, but it was Madonna who called her reductive. I don’t think Bjork has said anything about her.

    • Tara

      Whatever happened to HGH?

      • formerlyAnon

        TLo posted quite a while back that he’d started his own security firm.

        • Tara

          Thanks! I clearly missed that bit of info when it was originally posted.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      I thought that was the back of the “outfit” in the first couple of pictures.

      • B_C_J

        Me too!

    • DLJoe

      So, it’s back to this.

    • decormaven

      Look! It’s a Shmoo!

    • E2_Remote

      This would have been awesome if her handler had dressed like Gonzo to match with her Camilla the chicken impression.

    • Nancer

      My, Steroid Picard has some piercing blue eyes, doesn’t he? As to the rest of this… it doesn’t deserve a comment. It’s just too ridiculous.

    • princessricky

      ginger love is giving good face

    • Call me Bee

      Looks like feathers rather than fur, but either way-it’s just plain silly. I miss Ginger Handler….

    • majorbedhead

      You know those aliens on Sesame Street years back? The ones that said “Yupyupyup uhuh uhuh”? That’s what she looks like.

    • RescueMe23

      And people say things about Madonna! Bitch please….

    • The Versatile Chef

      Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • Danielle

      Bjork already did this.

    • Beardslee

      I thought of Lady Gaga when listening to an interview with Bette Midler this morning on NPR. She said she was shy person and just an “ok” singer, so she made up the Divine Miss M, the mermaid, etc etc to jazz up her show and because it was easier for her to put on a big brassy personality than be herself while performing. She related what she did to young women like Gaga. So I am inclined to be a little more charitable, though Midler seemed in on the laugh and Lady Gaga actually seems to think she’s ART.

      • Kent Roby

        I heard the interview, too; loved when Bette said that she’s an okay singer, but “I’m no Whitney Houston”. Truly divine, Miss M!

      • demidaemon

        You know, I love those characters. Probably because her show is pretty much a drag show with a biological woman as its main star. Enlightening point she makes, though.

    • Rhonda Shore

      Gaga’s impersonation of a Yeti gave me the needed guffaw to get through the afternoon!

    • SewingSiren

      It’s a perfect look for a Thanksgiving Day Parade.

    • amanda d

      I was intrigued until the scroll-down; the boots are what took it too far. Now I’m a little worried about myself and am going to lie down with a cold cloth on my forehead.

    • ScarlettHarlot

      Nope.

    • GorgeousThings

      Cousin Itt did it first, did it better.

    • tetisheri

      She’s become a caricature of herself.

    • crash1212

      I literally burst out laughing when I saw this. So if Lady G’s goal was to amuse…well, HOME RUN! Also, Steroid Picard is always the best thing in these little forays of hers.

    • MilaXX

      I’m only looking at Gaga pictures for Steroid Picard now

      • JauntyJohn

        Me too! It says something — something not very nice I’m afraid — that in all the Gaga posts now I am automatically looking past her tomfoolery for whichever handler is on deck. Deeeelish.

    • FrigidDiva

      Are we sure that’s actually her under there?

    • DinnerIsServed1972

      Straight from my body and on to your plate!

    • Constant Reader

      An Ode to Rose Nylund as Henny Penny. “A piece of blue sky/ just fell on my head.The wherefore and why/ is best left unsaid…”

      • demidaemon

        I love that episode. Hilarious reference too!

    • AzSportsGirl

      Steriod Picard is serving some SMASHING blue steel in the third photo.

    • Rand Ortega

      When your handler is garnering more interest than you, IN THAT, there’s trouble brewing in the Gagasphere.

    • Kent Roby

      I want to watch Steroid Picard hit Pinata Gaga with a big ole bat.

    • Addicted2Glamour

      “Leigh Bowery” must be the most-Googled term in her web browser. Talk about “reductive.”

    • colleenjanel

      “TANK YOU EASTER BUNNY! BAWK! BAWK!”

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      I’ll give her this much, she commits. No matter what wackado nonsense she has going on, she commits. But honey there has to be a better way to hold hot handlers hand than putting a feather mop over your face.

    • Violentcello

      Even she’s embarrassed by this “outfit,” thus the (furry) bag over her head.

      Isn’t one of the main things a celebrity is marketing their own face? I feel like when you go out in public with that completely obscured, you’re doing it wrong.

    • prettybigkitty

      If her looks were strange and beautiful, it would be one thing. But they never are. Just plan ugly and ridiculous most of the time.

    • Sam Smith

      All this costuming undermines her actual talent.

    • Karen

      ugh, i hate all this fame whoring she does. she is becomming far too desperate.

    • MK03

      It’s the Bumble!! Quick, get Rudolph and Hermy to pull her teeth and make her docile!!

    • WendyD

      Many Bothans died to bring us this outfit.

    • Anna Vasquez

      She looks like she’s about to offer to take a picture with me in Times Square and then ask me for $20.

    • http://batman-news.com boweryboy

      Ridiculous.

    • NMMagpie

      And that’s quite enough from her. Done and done.

    • Cheryl

      Hah, at least it amuses me, unlike a lot of the crap I see on the red carpet. Seriously, I’d rather see a crazy Gaga get-up, than some of that disco shit that Amy Adams was wearing.

    • Julie Ree

      Add some ping pong ball eyes, and you got a Muppet.

      • Skippymom1

        I was thinking the same thing, and then realized there just isn’t a cute name for this monstrosity.

    • seventeenwest

      Can we make that hat (mask?) a thing? I could use a trend like that these days.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Yeti Chic.
      She’s beginning to make me a little tired.

    • Kent Roby

      Now we know the answer to the age-old question: “Which came first, the chicken or the ego?”

      • marlie

        Gaga did the EGG a few years ago.

        • Kent Roby

          So true, before being born…that way

    • RedRaven617

      How does that handler keep a straight face?

      • IamstillAnonymous

        I imagine he laughs all the way to the bank.

    • DeniseSchipani

      What is she waving at?

      • Lori

        She has no idea.

    • formerlyAnon

      Oh I did laugh.

      How do we actually know who’s under there? By identifying tattoos.

    • E. D.

      Meh. Definitely over all of this.

    • kt

      How do I get my # to the hot body guard?

    • anyalama

      I don’t know, I kinda think she should always wear this.

    • Trickytrisha

      I have an idea… Uncles, why don’t you just crop out the Gaga person and leave Steroid Picard in the pics you post? Hmmm?

    • lobsterlen

      Is it wrong of me to be fantasizing about me wearing a chicken suit and hot handler helping me take it off?

      • quiltrx

        I actually think this is the only *right* conclusion you can come to after seeing these pics!

    • curtains

      She looks exactly like a Silkie chicken. Except Silkies are endearing. Gaga is exasperating.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      My four year old saw these pictures and said, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! She’s a polar bear!”

      • Kitten Mittons

        That makes me smile inside and out.

        • ShaoLinKitten

          I think he has a future as a fashion blogger. I love getting his reactions to stuff that TLo post, especially Lady Gaga.

          • Kitten Mittons

            Priceless. Clearly, he has a future of being awesome.

    • shopgirl716

      Le sigh, hot handler… I’m ignoring GaGa’s outfit.

    • unbornfawn

      Lady Gaga, honey, Bjork did this better years ago. Your desperation is making me sad.

    • suzq

      Gaga Waga, the fifth Teletubbie no one talks about…

    • ImpertinentVixen

      April Fool or not April Fool; impossible to tell with Lady Grab-Bag.

    • MzzPants

      Ooooo…that’s right hot handler. Look right into the lense with those baby blues.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Oh, she contracted Justin LeBlanc to make her a version of his Project Runway test tube finale dress.

    • marlie

      The bf showed me these pictures yesterday and I fell out laughing. This is ridiculously absurd.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      Human English Sheepdog. I never understand how those creatures see, either.

    • BlairBear

      yawn.

    • Sarah Jane

      Off she goes to the Plushy convention.

    • colleenjanel

      All this is missing is Justin Timberlake in a big egg omelette costume … “Bring it on down to Omeletteville!”

    • butterflysunita

      I know a lot of people are tired of Gaga, but she always wears entertaining outfits and she has incredibly hot handlers. What more does anyone want in a celebrity?

      • Trickytrisha

        Oh, I dunno… decently good taste maybe? No insanity? And most of all, no overweening pretentiousness.

      • Pennymac

        Talent?

    • Heather

      Why?

    • elzatelzabelz

      Go away and take the Kardashians with you. Far away.

    • Dagney

      next

    • ankali

      OK, this one made me laugh. I hope that was what she was going for.

    • cocohall

      I just hope this wasn’t also planned as stage wear with the vomit artist. Because, you know, dry cleaning can only do SO much.

    • ‘Becca’lise Deveaux

      Oh for fuck’s sake.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      There was an issue of Captain Britain with a mutant that looked just like this.

    • quiltrx

      Mmm, SBH is having his moment in that second pic! I wish I had some stupid, pretentious reason to have some hot manly-man lead me around!

    • Granny panties

      Flashbacks of kids in the hall.

    • deech_sea

      I don’t care for her music, but her shtick just tickles me.

    • demidaemon

      HOLY SHITBALLS THIS IS HIDEOUS.

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      This is just sad now. I am embarrassed for her.

    • http://www.bargainrun.co/ Bargainrun.co

      outrageously nice !..

    • gsk241

      Yeah, I’d cover my face in shame, too.

    • Wink

      As soon as I scrolled to the first photo with the body guard, my thoughts regarding her outfit just faded away. She can wear anything she wants as long as she keeps him by her side. Thank you, Lady!

    • Bradio311

      Steroid Picard = yum!

    • marlie

      I keep coming back to this post just because it’s so f-ing hilarious! The kittens are KILLING it with the snark.

    • webslice33

      she never looked prettier..lols

    • icm

      ookpic couture again ! more of her body guard please.

    • CatherineRhodes

      Maybe if we ignore her she’ll go away.

    • Jane Patterson-McGuire

      I’m having major Kids In the Hall chicken lady flashbacks right now.

      I wish Gaga was still doing good music, because she booked my favorite obscure kpop group as her opening act in half the US (which is a bizarre choice, but whatever, Crayon Pop needs more fans) and I can’t bring myself to buy tickets since I would need to sit through Gaga’s current incarnation.

    • snarkykitten

      Can we talk about the woman behind her in that ridiculous hat???

    • JaCory Deon

      Everything is all “look at me, look at me, why won’t you LOOK AT ME” now with her. Ugh. I had some sympathy for her Artpop flop because I thought it had a few cute songs on it but she’s almost squandered whatever goodwill I had for her. Take a seat but don’t take a bow.

    • shelley514

      I want a Steroid Picard action figure for Christmas!

    • irielle

      She’s the newest muppet!

    • bigeasybridget

      I disagree on this one. I LOVE IT

    • DinahR

      Yeti-Realness

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      Somewhere from the great beyond, Leigh Bowery just laughed his ass off.

    • Presumptuous Insect

      *eye roll*

    • Columbinia

      It looks like Yeti shaved its arms.

    • Ann VerWiebe

      Are you even sure it’s actually her?