Met Gala 2026: The Kardashian-Jenner Cabal

Posted on May 07, 2026

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Hey, don’t be mad at us. Be mad at Anna Wintour for inviting them every year. Like it or not, the Kardashian-Jenner clan has become something of a fixture on the Met Gala red carpet and we figured we’d round them up for judgment in one convenient post.

 

Kim Kardashian in Allen Jones and Whitaker Malem
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Sure, it’s SUPER nipple-y, but as Kim K Met Gala looks go, this is one of the tamer ones. The molded body suit is a legitimately interesting if not beautiful piece, but we absolutely hate the way the skirt is attached to it. It looks like it’s hot-glued onto that thing. Also, the nude pumps do nothing.

 

Kylie Jenner in Schiaparelli Couture
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Nipples were something of a family motif, not for the first time in this family’s history, we have no doubt. We’re on record many times over the years regarding the “My dress is falling off” dress, of which this may be the worst offender. We hate them. Always have. There’s nothing clever in the design.

 

Kris Jenner in Dolce & Gabbana
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We love the idea of a mature attendee opting for a sparkly, on-theme caftan, but this is honestly one of the least attractive caftans we think we’ve ever seen. The patterns are kind of garish and muddy. It doesn’t photograph well at all.

 

Kendall Jenner in GapStudio by Zac Posen
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Combining both the nipple-age and the “I’ve come undone” parts of her sisters’ looks, this one is the least objectionable to us, although we still can’t say we like it. While the textile is used dramatically, and the construction is impressive, it just looks dingy and wet.

 

[Photo Credit: TheStewartOfNY/INSTARimages, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue]

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