Tom has nerd depression this morning because the Green Lantern reviews are in and it’s one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year. Dammit. Lorenzo will try and temper him, but expect nerdrage to rear its ugly head in this post as Tom takes his nerd frustrations out on pretty people who disappointed him.
THEY LOOK STUPID I HATE THEM BOTH. GOODBYE.
Now that Tom has gotten that out of his nerdsystem, we can continue.
HE: Looks awfully shiny; doesn’t he? He also looks like he’s wearing his big brother’s suit. We don’t understand. He’s got the kind of body that looks amazing in … well, anything, but especially in a well-tailored suit. He’s swimming in those pants and it even looks like the jacket’s a bit large on him. We do like the look, though; especially the blue shirt paired with the gray suit and tie. Very clean and modern-looking. Not entirely sure about the shoes. We have a hard time getting behind this scuffed-shoes-paired-with-a-suit look. A lot of couldabins with this outfit. Score: 6/10.
SHE: Looks a little bridal. Well, assuming she’s a bride who really needs to show the world her legs. It’s kind of an odd choice for the premiere of an action movie. A little too ethereal and wispy when something fierce and head-turning would have made more sense. Still, it’s a lovely dress. That hair is a little cray-cray, though. We actually like the hair, but we’re not sure it’s right with this dress. We also like the jewelry, but we think she has too much on one arm. Just like his, this outfit feels like a lot of missed opportunities. Score: 7/10. She got one point higher than him because it’s Chanel couture.
Combined score: 6.5/10.
THANKS FOR DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD, JERKS Better luck next time, celebs!
[Photo Credit: getty, style.com]
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