Pairs Division: Lively and Reynolds

Posted on June 16, 2011

Tom has nerd depression this morning because the Green Lantern reviews are in and it’s one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year. Dammit. Lorenzo will try and temper him, but expect nerdrage to rear its ugly head in this post as Tom takes his nerd frustrations out on pretty people who disappointed him.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at the Premiere of “Green Lantern” in Hollywood, California. Blake Lively wears a Chanel dress.

Chanel Spring 2009 Couture Collection/Model: Edita Vilkeviciute (VIVA)

THEY LOOK STUPID I HATE THEM BOTH. GOODBYE.

Now that Tom has gotten that out of his nerdsystem, we can continue.

HE: Looks awfully shiny; doesn’t he? He also looks like he’s wearing his big brother’s suit. We don’t understand. He’s got the kind of body that looks amazing in … well, anything, but especially in a well-tailored suit. He’s swimming in those pants and it even looks like the jacket’s a bit large on him. We do like the look, though; especially the blue shirt paired with the gray suit and tie. Very clean and modern-looking. Not entirely sure about the shoes. We have a hard time getting behind this scuffed-shoes-paired-with-a-suit look. A lot of couldabins with this outfit. Score: 6/10.

SHE: Looks a little bridal. Well, assuming she’s a bride who really needs to show the world her legs. It’s kind of an odd choice for the premiere of an action movie. A little too ethereal and wispy when something fierce and head-turning would have made more sense. Still, it’s a lovely dress. That hair is a little cray-cray, though. We actually like the hair, but we’re not sure it’s right with this dress. We also like the jewelry, but we think she has too much on one arm. Just like his, this outfit feels like a lot of missed opportunities. Score: 7/10. She got one point higher than him because it’s Chanel couture.

Combined score: 6.5/10. THANKS FOR DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD, JERKS Better luck next time, celebs!

[Photo Credit: getty, style.com]

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      I think your score is generous. They both had resources and reason to look a lot better.  Her dress is too long, as well as his pants, which look just awful with that suit.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      I think your score is generous. They both had resources and reason to look a lot better.  Her dress is too long, as well as his pants, which look just awful with that suit.

    • http://twitter.com/geekheat richard edmond bell

      i don’t care if its chanel couture,she looks like she’s on a dress with detachable mosquito net!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        ha!!! or the renaissance-fair type net my sister used to have hanging over her bed (along with a unicorn batik painting).

      • Anonymous

        The dress looks as if it’s made from kitchen café curtain sheers.

      • Anonymous

        You just know Boobs Legsly was dying to tear off that cheesecloth drape and share her legslys with the world! An extra point for restraint. I love her jewelry, but so much seems too heavy with this dress (and the proportions of the dress do absolutely nothing for B. Legs here). I love the idea of his suit, but it really is too shiny and not well-fitted enough to carry it off.

    • http://twitter.com/foodhussy foodhussy

      her hair should have been up – but it’s a really pretty dress (and i HATE her – so that’s saying a lot for me not to vomit on her)

    • Anonymous

      Umm, yeah… she is just not a “Chanel” kind of girl, I guess. And what’s with the fake smile, it looks painfully forced.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      For as tall as she is, that dress should not be all over the ground like it is.  I don’t like it.  And Ryan….is he turning 50 next year?  What’s up with that suit?

    • Anonymous

      I can never look at her anymore without thinking of her Fuggirls’ nickname- Boobs Legsly…and that’s all I see here. I can’t even get beyond it to really critique it.

    • Anonymous

      Funny you should mention ‘bridal’ because when I first saw the dress (with it’s little appliques) I thought of Caroline Kennedy’s wedding gown. Totally different silhouette, but same feel.

      Not crazy about it, but I LOVE the bracelets.

      –GothamTomato

    • http://twitter.com/ajhan Angie J. Han

      Cheer up, Tom! I saw it last night and it’s not nearly as awful as the reviews imply. Certainly not worse than Thor. 

      I don’t care for the dress, but it’d definitely look better with a more polished hairstyle. As it is, she just looks like a crazy jilted bride a la Miss Havisham.

    • C H

      Tom should have known it was going to be stupid JUST from the cgi green lantern suit with built-in ab muscles. Ryan Reynolds does NOT need cgi abs!

      They should have hired Nathan Fillion to play the part…just sayin’! As a matter of fact, that suit that Ryan is currently wearing is probably Nathan’s size, and would probably look and fit perfectly.

    • Anonymous

      I’m worried those bangles are going to snag on the gauzey part of her dress. And in that first shot, I expected to see a wad of gum in her mouth. She looks like she’d have some back in there somewhere…

      • Helen C

        Her smiles are just so fake.  I know her “personality” or “sunny disposition” is her “thing” and apparently warrants her a spot in The Most Influential People of the World and Vogue covers.  But even Kristin Stewart’s smiles from a few days ago seem more genuine. 

      • Helen C

        Her smiles are just so fake.  I know her “personality” or “sunny disposition” is her “thing” and apparently warrants her a spot in The Most Influential People of the World and Vogue covers.  But even Kristin Stewart’s smiles from a few days ago seem more genuine. 

      • Helen C

        Her smiles are just so fake.  I know her “personality” or “sunny disposition” is her “thing” and apparently warrants her a spot in The Most Influential People of the World and Vogue covers.  But even Kristin Stewart’s smiles from a few days ago seem more genuine. 

    • http://bloggertobenamedlater.com/ Jean

      Sorry they wrecked your childhood Tom. Just for that, I think they both look awful. He’s shiny, she looks like she should be sitting in a field making daisy chains under the watchful eyes of men in white jackets. 

    • beth wong

      Tom, do what I did and stop watching movies adapted from comics. No actor can truly look the part, and visuals are at least 50% of comics.

      Oh, and also? Adaptations usually suck because of the time constraints of film.

      Comics forever!

    • Anonymous

      Very generous especially considering Tom’s anger.  Here’s the take of someone who could care less about the movie.

      He: Looks like a pocket protector salesman. 4/10

      She: Looks horribly out of place.  She was such a terrible pick for Chanel.  She’s better suited for Versace, Pucci, or Balmain. 4/10

      Combined Score: 4/10 proving that attractiveness only gets you so far when it comes to fashion.

    • Anonymous

      sorry but she does nothing for Chanel but make it look cheap and off the rack.

      • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

        Completely agree. In one shot, she’s standing in front of the backdrop that has a Subway logo. Fast food adverts and Chanel couture do not go together.

        • Anonymous

          Agree on her, but Uncle Karl lost his modjo a while ago and this collection was pretty shitty IMO

    • Anonymous

      sorry but she does nothing for Chanel but make it look cheap and off the rack.

    • Anonymous

      Hey, Tom, it’s possible that the movie isn’t as bad as critics say.  I haven’t seen it, but come on, critics have a long history tin ears when it comes to nerd-lore. 

      • Anonymous

        So true. Most critics are such snobs anyway, only giving glowing reviews to serious, highbrow films. They probably walk into a superhero movie knowing they’re going to pan it even if they secretly enjoy it.

        • Shannon Merryman

          The critics gave rather good reviews to Thor, X-Men-First, The Dark Knight, and the first two Spider-Man movies. Sometimes a movie is just bad. I mean…the previews for the Green Lantern look silly, plain and simple

    • http://profiles.google.com/yhawkins13 Yolanda Hawkins

      Even with Tom’s nerdsystem rocked by the awful reviews (Tom, honey I understand – I am super bitter about the reviews because I love all superheros that work superpower jewelry), the scores were quite generous.  I would give them both 4/10 and I think that is being kind.  Their stylists should be ashamed of themselves.

    • Anonymous

      Your scores are way to high for her.  Are you drinking Uncle Karl’s Kool-Aid?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      Hugs and cocktails for Tom. It will be okay. Superhero movie rebooting is happening sooner and sooner, like Christmas. Green Lantern will come around again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      Hugs and cocktails for Tom. It will be okay. Superhero movie rebooting is happening sooner and sooner, like Christmas. Green Lantern will come around again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      Hugs and cocktails for Tom. It will be okay. Superhero movie rebooting is happening sooner and sooner, like Christmas. Green Lantern will come around again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      Hugs and cocktails for Tom. It will be okay. Superhero movie rebooting is happening sooner and sooner, like Christmas. Green Lantern will come around again.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      I like all of Blake’s bracelets on one arm.  Plus, she looks really happy to be there, which I can’t say for him.

      Green Lantern was my favorite, too.  Well, there’s always “Thor”, which I rather enjoyed. 

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      I like all of Blake’s bracelets on one arm.  Plus, she looks really happy to be there, which I can’t say for him.

      Green Lantern was my favorite, too.  Well, there’s always “Thor”, which I rather enjoyed. 

    • Amanda in Austin

      YOU LIKE HER DRESS?!?!?  Srsly, TLo?  You haven’t had enough coffee this morning, clearly.

      And his shoes are horrific.

    • Amanda in Austin

      YOU LIKE HER DRESS?!?!?  Srsly, TLo?  You haven’t had enough coffee this morning, clearly.

      And his shoes are horrific.

    • Amanda in Austin

      YOU LIKE HER DRESS?!?!?  Srsly, TLo?  You haven’t had enough coffee this morning, clearly.

      And his shoes are horrific.

    • Amanda in Austin

      YOU LIKE HER DRESS?!?!?  Srsly, TLo?  You haven’t had enough coffee this morning, clearly.

      And his shoes are horrific.

    • Amanda in Austin

      YOU LIKE HER DRESS?!?!?  Srsly, TLo?  You haven’t had enough coffee this morning, clearly.

      And his shoes are horrific.

    • aussiegal77

      She looks ridiculous all the time and what are those shoes Ryan is wearing with that reflective suit and when did Ryan just cold turn into a complete wanker?  Ugh.  And now I gotta sit thru a crap movie with my ex-crush and this idiot Blake Lively because my husband will never ever believe bad reviews for any of these super hero movies until he has seen it for himself and then only then will he agree, yeah, that was crap.  UGH.  Happy Thursday, bitches.  Sorry for the run-on sentences.

    • Anonymous

      THEY LOOK STUPID I HATE THEM BOTH. GOODBYE.
      Haha. ♡♡

      I can’t believe you didn’t mention the stupidity of layering a cute minidress over sheer curtains.
      Plus, the Madison Ave. matron bracelets are totally wrong for the girly dress.

    • Sara__B

      The fit and cut of the gown is not flattering. The fit of the suit is not flattering. They both look like they were running late and did the best they could with the time they had. Not polished and perfect at all. 6/10 for each, and I’m not even made at them! (I DO like those bracelets, but not all at once.)

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      First, a note to Tom:  Haven’t you learned by now to ignore reviews of comic book movies?  These people hated Thor, too!  Critics don’t get nerddom…

      And now onto the topic at hand…. I wonder if maybe Ryan Reynolds suit fit issue is from bulking up for the movie and then slimming down again.  I know he’s said before that he doesn’t stay in action movie shape if he’s not in an action movie.  Blake Lively’s is… nope can’t find anything nice to say about it.  I just hate the dress.

    • http://twitter.com/FlaviaGPantoja Flavia Pantoja

      I’m with Tom here… Severely depressed. It did not help me to see him in this awful suit and her, whom I think is absolutely gorgeous, in another dress showing her legs. Really, we already know she has amazing legs. Can we move on now?

    • aimee_parrott

      0/10 for destroying Tom’s childhood!

    • Anonymous

      Chanel couture or not, it looks like a shower curtain.

    • MilaXX

      Ryan looks like a businessman on his lunch break. I like the color of the suit, hate the fit. Do not get me started on the shoes. 5/10
      Blake is wearing a pretty dress, but it’s not right for this occasion.I almost wish she had cut off the sheer bit an just worn it as a mini. Those gold bracelets do not go with the light and airy feel the dress gives off. Her hair and makeup are okay. 7/10

      Combined score 6/10 and I share Tom’s rage.

    • http://twitter.com/giallogiraffa Breanna Snodgrass

      Lolz…I’m sorry they let you down, Tom.

      I liked both of their looks with the first pic…but as I scrolled down, I started to like Blake’s dress less (though it is gorgeous, I agree that it’s quite bridal and odd for this movie premiere). I do love her hair. And the bangles. As for Reynolds…meh. He’s never really ‘done it’ for me.

      Is it just me, or does Blake look more cheerful and sweet in these pics than normal?

    • Anonymous

      Take heart Tom, critics are always hard on comic book movies, so it may  not be as bad as they make it out to be.

    • Anonymous

      I like his suit, I just wish it fit better.

      She looks…I don’t want to say bad…less than good?  I don’t think the jewelry goes with the outfit, it’s way bridal, and I hate the bottom.  These short skirts w/ long sheer overskirts always look like someone put a scarf on a lamp.  Couture or not, I think it would be better if it ended at the short skirt…with maybe a couple of inches added so there was no threat of accidental crotch exposure.

      I’ve seen some previews and it looks good.  And I never listen to the critics anyway. 

    • Allison Fisseler

      I am currently in LA for business, and my friend and I went to this premiere and stood pressed against the metal barricades trying to get a peek of these two. He looked much better in person, and I thought the suit looked great last night. I knew as soon as she came out that TLo would not be pleased!

    • Candice Richardson

      Chanel or not, it looks like a fuzzy bed covering. Not the right look for an action movie premiere at all.

    • Mariah J

      I think they both look great. Tom woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

    • Anonymous

      Did he come straight from his job at the used car lot?

    • http://twitter.com/wrenaria Kimmy Hescock

      That dress would be so much cuter without the gown part. Turn it into a mini dress and it’d be much improved. Still don’t know that it would be right for the occasion, but it’d be better.

      I adore those bracelets she’s wearing though. Gorgeous.

      And while I agree the fit is way off on Mr. Reynolds, I do love the colors and print.

    • Anonymous

      that dress is awful. I thought you boys hated translucent long skirts over mini dresses?

    • Anonymous

      I kind of like shiny suits, so I’d bump him up for that, but I think a crisp white shirt would have been a sharper pairing with that suit. And  a tie clip? Really? Shoes are all kind of wrong. So, I’d leave my score the same as yours, 6/10.

      I’d mark her down more for that dress. I really don’t like it. the bottom is too lampshade for me. I’m thinking 4/10 for her.

      And bad or not, we’ll probably end up at Green Lantern with the kids anyway.

    • Anonymous

      Agreed. Ryan would look much better without the suit. He should take it off immediately.

      Her: I don’t like the fit on her. This girl also has a crazy beautiful body, so the fact that this thing doesn’t fit her well makes this a case of Honey That’s Not Your Dress, in my opinion. Love the bracelets.

    • http://twitter.com/1carmelita 1carmelita

      I kind of like his suit, the summer colors are nice, but agree the fit could use some work. Her dress is hideous. I hate the sheer skirt and the bridal-style look is just stupid at an event like this. Do like her bracelets, though. 

    • Anonymous

      Blake manages to make Chanel not classy and fabulous at all,I guess Chanel is not the right fit for her.

    • Anonymous

      You’re being way too kind. That dress is horrible and he looks pretty awful too.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t know, I think you’re being a tad severe on him. Her, I’ll give you just because I think it’s a silly dress.

    • MilaXX

      Maybe this will cheer Tom up. See the  Muppets Green Lantern Parody Trailer

    • sonictofu

      I actually think this is one of the few times one of her Chanel outfits has really worked on her – she doesn’t look like she’s playing dress up, it actually seems like a Blake dress. 

    • https://me.yahoo.com/a/QmbUNWEpnMu79ybqGhjEDktIFEQ-#77589 ket

      blakes dress ends too short! otherwise i like it

    • Anonymous

      He looks great from the waist up.  If he had different shoes, a belt and the right length on those pants, he’d be great.  As for Blake, although I normally hate see-through skirts, this all works.

    • Anonymous

      So you’ll assign a point automatically if a gal puts on Chanel HC, no matter what?!  
      In any event, said extra point should be negated by a contractual relationship with the House In Question.  
      And more points off for the thing not fitting all that well, esp. in the chest.  
      And even more for the ridiculous hair, an especially poor choice with this gown.

      Most of the time, it seems the fashion world is fiercely attempting the square peg/round hole thing with this young woman.
      She’s lovely – outside and in (so I hear) – but in terms of physical ‘attitude,’ she’s basically a big sweet ol’ Labrador puppy.

      It can’t be, you know, impossible for her to dress to suit her particular physical self. 
      Can’t SOME professional in this game be bothered to help her make it happen?

      • Helen C

        She tries too hard.  Her entire fashion “credit” is that she dresses herself.  Honestly, I don’t see the difference between her and a younger JLo.  JLo also wore very revealing clothes 10 years ago and sometimes turned out really gorgeous.  But the young JLOgot slammed for being tacky while this girl is a fashion goddess.  Very strange indeed.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katherine-Lavender/553350310 Katherine Lavender

      That girl KILLS the brand every time she steps out wearing Chanel. Wise Fashion Prophet say her and Baptiste Giabiconi will be Kaiser Karl’s downfall, mark my words.

    • Anonymous

      His head just looks…weird

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      Gross.  The sheer panel on the bottom of Blake’s dress looks like a shower curtain, and I like the hair but it was a terrible choice for this dress.  Also (this is more of a critique of the dress than her) I HATEHATEHATE the flower almost centered on the right boob.  It looks like she’s wearing one of those petals for covering up your nips on the outside.
      Ryan looks like he’s going to try to sell me extra coverage on my homeowner’s policy. You were way too generous, TLo.

    • http://profiles.google.com/galalefey Gabriella Ripoll

      I hate it when comic book movies go wrong, as a comic book nerd myself, but Hal Jordan has always been sort of… boring. 

    • Anonymous

      He’s NOT WEARING A BELT!!!  I hate that look.  His stylist should be strangled with a BELT!

    • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com skadi1

      If it helps, Green Lantern was ALWAYS a ridiculous concept.  And as soon as the PTB, and decided to go with the generic white guy instead of the black hero, I knew they were doomed.  I’m very sorry for your loss, anyway.
      Oh right…clothes.
      Don’t care about Lively’s dress one way or the other, except I hate long sheer skirts over short ones.  Too early 90s for my taste.
      I have a great love for Ryan Reynolds, but not because of his looks, so again, don’t care about (or for) his suit.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Um, Hal Jordan was never black.  The black Green Lantern was John Stewart who became a Green Lantern after Hal Jordan died.  Because this movie is an origin story of the Green Lantern, they had to go with the first human Green Lantern who was a white guy. 

        • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com skadi1

          Yes, because comic book movies are ALWAYS so faithful to the their characters. Like Catwoman and Rogue, and Gambit and…oh right, they aren’t.  They could easily have made this Green Lantern a black guy.  There aren’t that many black super heroes; Green Lantern is one of the rare heroes who have ever been black in any iteration.  On the other hand, given how bad the movie seems to be, maybe I’m glad Will Smith or Chiwetel Ejiofor isn’t going down with this ship.

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            You mean like when Marvel suddenly decided that Nick Fury was a black guy, even though he never had been in the comic books? (Which I think was a good call, because I can’t think of any white actors that could have played the character as well.)

            However, in this case, there was no more reason to make the Green Lantern black than to make any other character black — in fact, less of one, because if you cast a black actor as Hal Jordan, you make it confusing because of John Stewart being a later Green Lantern.

            And actually, I found Rogue very consistent with the way she was portrayed in the comic origins.  As for Catwoman and Gambit, those movies were wildly panned for being terrible; not being faithful to the comics got them bad reviews AND low box office because fanboys wouldn’t go see them. 

            Essentially, I don’t think race should play a role in casting… Regardless of what race the character was, changing a physical trait isn’t that big a deal (unless it’s something important to the character, like Xavier’s wheelchair) as long as the actor can play the character convincingly. For instance, I could care less that Blake Lively is a blond; I have a giant problem with the fact that she’s SO much younger as to mess up the relationship as written and not even kinda sorta badass, which Carol Ferris was.

    • http://www.sineaddoyle.com Sinead

      Two words… Flower. Boob.

    • Anonymous

      There’s an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 in which the guys are watching a movie whose male lead is supposed to be a kickass fighter tough guy. The actor who plays him is completely devoid of personality and acting ability. One of the robots (Tom Servo, I think) says “I refuse to accept this guy as the hero of this movie.” That’s what comes to mind every time I think of Ryan Reynolds as a superhero. I think Reynolds is adorable, but I refuse to accept him as the lead in a superhero movie.

      Anyway, I like his suit, but I think the dude can afford a tailor; also a new pair of shoes. BL looks genuinely happy, but that dress is the worst. As my mother says, the girl doesn’t even have taste in her mouth. And I’m sick of her.  Last week, Tom and Lorenzo apologized for an Elle Fanning overload. I would rather see an Elle Fanning post every day than see one more post about Blake Lively.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      i would repeat, yet again, that she is not the right face for chanel. but then, yet again, i remember that she is a lot younger than a lot of us out here & chanel will continue after karl has kicked & she represents the generations beyond his, mine &, i daresay, ours –so perhaps she is what looks like chanel to today’s youth-ish. he may have miscalculated his ability to put his eighty-odd year old finger on the pulse of the face of today, however. maybe.

      then again, {& if it helps}, she’s got one of those faces that’s gonna go maybe another two years before looking decidedly middleaged. so she probably wont easily represent the youth of today, tomorrow. then again, again, the youth of tomorrow are not the youth of today.

      tired, here.

      • Helen C

        As someone around BL’s age, I can assure you our generation is equally perplexed to see her as the face of Chanel.  It would make more sense if it’s Rachel McAdams or even Kirsten Dunst, or even Elle Fanning.  She makes as much sense as Megan Fox, and is equally surgically enhanced.  She’s not even legitimately famous as Fox, who at least had some blockbuster movies under her name; all Blake Lively has is Gossip Girl and most people agree she’s awful in that show. 

    • Marie Drucker
    • brockwaymetcalf

      My husband saw it at the DC screening today. They think everyone’s being a bit tough on the movie. Go see it, and if it’s awful, I’ll send you a couple Hal figures to make up for it.

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • Helen C

      Her open-mouth forced cheerfulness is really getting on my nerves.  It’s just so FAKE. 
      Also the forced cheerfulness screws up her face; her entire face is blurred into harsh lines screwed together.  She looks like she’s his recently sex-changed aunt/uncle.  

    • margaret meyers

      She looks puffy and tired.  I cant criticize the bracelet action because if my stylist brought me a tray full of Chanel bracelets I would wear every damn one of them, too.

      He needs a belt and some well-cared for shoes.  How hard is this?

    • Mike True

      she looks like a lamp shade gone tablecloth

    • http://diaryofaconsumerpunchingbag.blogspot.com/ Laura Ann Springer

      Oh Tom sweetie don’t listen to the reviews. Those little bitchy girls hate the movies us Nerds/Geeks love. I am expecting The Green Lantern to kick major ass this weekend. Those bitchy cats can bite my white ass for all I care about their “opinions”. They just don’t get super hero movies, never have never will.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

      I like them!

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      I’m no fan of Blake (in fact, I don’t get her at all), but the dress is pretty and she looks good in it, but it’s the wrong dress for the event and venue. Ryan is very handsome, but he doesn’t move me. Normally, his suits fit better than this, though. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1360770877 Camille Carnahan

      bleck.  that dress is just ugly no matter who is wearing it. 

    • Anonymous

      for all the media attention Boobs Legsly has gotten recently, I can’t remember one time she smiled like this. Fake. As though she was happy to be getting married.

    • Anonymous

      Her extensions are out of control

    • Anonymous

      Do my eyes deceive me or do I count 10 bracelets on one right arm?  Stupid that is.

    • http://twitter.com/Stevesotherhalf Svanhild Salmons

      I agree with Tom, frankly.  Both of these people seem more beloved than they have any right to be.
      And what is with that face she’s making in the first shot?  She looks like a cat caught mid-yawn.  I’ve seen her do it before too, and its not nearly as cute (or whatever) as she thinks it is.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=46301928 Sam Branman

      Having seen the movie, she is barely convincing playing a rich white girl who has her tits on display at all times, let alone an actual living human being.

      His ass isn’t in it enough.

    • http://twitter.com/Baby__Bird Michele

      Is it just me, or does Blake’s head look weird on those pictures? I originally thought that first one was photoshopped on to be funny!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Curefreak Daniel Wheeler

      he looks like someones dad – i mean a cool hip dad but still a dad.
      and why does his head look ten times larger than normal?her? well the dress is kind of weird but she wears it well.i don’t like whatever she is wearing on her wrist is god ugly.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Curefreak Daniel Wheeler

      he looks like someones dad – i mean a cool hip dad but still a dad.
      and why does his head look ten times larger than normal?her? well the dress is kind of weird but she wears it well.i don’t like whatever she is wearing on her wrist is god ugly.