Mia Wasikowska attended the ‘Restless’ premiere during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roland Mouret dress and T Lo breathed a sigh of relief. What with all the shitty hair and mediocre looks on the red carpet lately, we feared that our celebrities have forgotten what a star is supposed to look like.
Now THAT’S what we’re talking about! We want our movie stars to look like movie stars, dammit. Just do it, celebs! Do it for the troops. Do it for AMERICA. Yes, she’s an Australian standing on red carpet in France, but don’t bother us with silly details. The point is, the girl BROUGHT IT and we love her for it. The dress is dramatic, but simple. It doesn’t need to be loud or flashy. Love the neckline; love the way it fits her (which is to say, perfectly). The color is gorgeous on her and we love the earrings. We would like to personally thank her stylist for remembering that a movie star at an international film festival is expected to have polished hair and diamonds. Accept no substitutes.
IN! Bow down, bitches! It’s like we got a Cate Blanchett 2.0 here! Recognize!
OUT! We have to come up with our own bitchy retort because T Lo can’t think of one!
The Minion Opinion on Emma Watson’s frilly toothpick dress? OUT
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