Those crazy nihilistic kids are back for another round as the cast of Euphoria — several of which have seen their careers explode in the last few years — got together for the third season premiere. Shall we assess their style efforts? Just for shits and giggles? Yes. Let’s do that.
Alanna Ubach
We’re going to be happy when this bubble skirt trend ends. We don’t mind them, but they’re hard to style. Those sandals are a terrible choice and the ruffle at the hem looks silly.
Alexa Demie in Archival Bob Mackie
Nothing wrong with that. Love the competing stripes.
Anna Van Patten in Balenciaga
Meh. If you have access to Balenciaga, why would you pick a strapless nun’s habit?
Bella Podaras
Shrug. The skirt’s nice.
Chloe Cherry in Saint Laurent
That is some Michael’s craft store sales bin fabric. You just can’t make that print look chic. And the shoes clash terribly.
Danielle Deadwyler in Balenciaga
We’re all for color, but none of these colors coordinate well. The dress is interesting but it sure doesn’t need opera gloves.
Darrell Britt-Gibson
That’s a Nana jacket.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph
This is pretty cute. We haven’t suddenly changed our minds about black lace, but this feels fresh.
Homer Gere
That’s too generic and forgettable.
Hunter Schafer in Roberto Cavalli
It’s a stunner of a gown and we love how it transitions to sheer at the bottom, but gold isn’t the best choice for her coloring.
Jacob Elordi in Bottega Veneta
No arguments here. He does love himself some dainty shoes, doesn’t he?
Jessica Blair Herman
AI dress.
Maude Apatow in Celine
Very cute, but again, no one knows what shoes to pick for these skirts. You either go for a naked sandal or a basic pump, we think. Anything that draws the eye to your feet is going to look unbalanced.
Natasha Lyonne in Mugler
Girl what the fuck.
Sydney Sweeney in Archival Pierre Cardin
We don’t love the dress, but we think it would be better without the cape. Not that we’re in love with the crotchbow or the neckline, but the cape obscures too much of it.
Zendaya in Ashi Studio
As always, it’s dramatically chic, but we hate how thin the bodice is.
[Photo Credit: Faye’s Vision/Cover Images]
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