Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Red Carpet Rundown

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The Victoria’s Secret Runway show has returned to the world and with it came a whole truckload of stars, eager and willing to wear some really loud fashion in support of no cause at all. We’re feeling all nostalgic, because covering this circus was an absolute mainstay of aughts celebrity blogging. Let’s be extra-bitchy as a tribute to those wilder times! Although we confess, we really enjoyed this explosion of tacky smack in the middle of film festival season.

Cher
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Cher, we love you, but those pants are the dumbest things we’ve ever seen. Also, the blonde wig isn’t doing it.

Ciara Miller
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Seems kind of pointless to ding this for being tacky, given the setting. We like the bodice, even if it’s been done plenty of times before. That flimsy skirt looks terrible with it.

Coco Jones
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This is demure for a VS show.
 

Dylan Sprouse
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He’s here to show his face but he knows no one cares what he’s wearing. We can kind of respect that.

Jodie Turner-Smith
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The only celebrity we can think of who’d come to the VS show with the express goal of outdoing the models on the runway – and pretty much doing just that.

Phoebe DynevorPin

It’s giving “limited engagement in Chicago.”

Queen Latifah and Eboni NicholsPin

Eboni looks stunning, if a bit overstyled. The Queen will not be deigning to draw attention to herself for tonight’s festivities.

LisaPin

Attagirl. That’s how you do it.

Suni LeePin

This feels wildly wrong for the event and that leopard print on the bottom is weird and ugly.

TygaPin

Looks pretty fine to us.

TylaPin

Yes. EXACTLY, Tyla. She gets it.

Yalitza AparicioPin

This is how you dress for an Academy Museum luncheon. Given the venue, that’s not a compliment.

[Photo Credit: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret, Theo Wargo/Getty Images]

• Cher
• Ciara Miller
• Coco Jones
• Dylan Sprouse
• Eboni Nichols
• Jodie Turner-Smith
• Phoebe Dynevor
• Queen Latifah
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Suni Lee
• Tyga
• Tyla
• Victor Garber
• Victoria’s Secret
• Yalitza Aparicio