Between the Met Gala and the Cannes Film Festival, it’s been a very busy time for two of your favorite red carpet bloggers and we’re happy to report that the content goddesses blessed us with a surplus of celebrity red carpetry to judge. Put your judgin’ pants on and meet us at the judging circle. Where we will judge.
Barry Keoghan in Burberry
It’s almost pointless to assess his style choices, not just because of the pose, but because of his co-star. Still, he looks cute.
Bella Hadid in Saint Laurent
For nearly two decades, we’ve been bemoaning fashion that looks like the color of old pantyhose and now someone has taken it quite literally. The results are as expected. Terrible.
Chris Hemsworth
No, you haven’t seen him in this exact outfit a dozen times this week. It only seems that way.
Eiza González
Works for us.
Eva Longoria
Also largely unassailable. No notes.
Franz Rogowski in Lanvin
He has an innate ability to make sloppiness hot. He’d actually be boring if this were all impeccable.
Glen Powell and Adria Arjona
We realize he’s the star and she’s the co-star, but even so, you shouldn’t be doing yourself dirty like that, girl. Ditch the plain brown dresses and get glamorous.
Greta Gerwig in Balenciaga
Wow, she really felt left out of last summer’s Barbiecore trend, didn’t she? We’d like to say she’s crushing it here, but this feels old-fashioned and grandiose. She’s better off in sleeker, more modern looks.
Hannah Waddingham and Chris Pratt (in Paul Smith)
We understand why you might want to wear an orange outfit to the Garfield premiere, but that backdrop is Exhibit A in our soon-to-be landmark case T Lo vs. Theme Dressing on the Red Carpet. It’s also just not all that great an outfit. Neither is his.
Janelle James
That skirt looks nearly impossible to keep wrinkle-free and we’d like it more the fabric had more weight to it, but she looks great in these colors.
Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta
We tend to think a Bottega Veneta gown should look expensive. The color looks great, but it’s giving curtains.
Kerry Washington in Christopher John Rogers
N0t super crazy about the neckline, but we like all of the references and deconstruction in the bodice and skirt.
Michelle Rodriguez
She always looks like she got dressed in the limo.
Quinta Brunson
It’s giving 1976 stewardess.
Sheryl Lee Ralph
Seems a little off-season for late May, but she looks genuinely great.
[Photo Credit: Eric Charbonneau/Sony Pictures, Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com, David Boyer/Abaca Press/INSTARimages, DDP/INSTARimages, Faye’s Vision/Cover Images, David Niviere/Abaca Press/INSTARimages, PA Images/INSTARimages, Courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures, Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Red Sea International Film Festival, Tim Whitby/Getty Images for Red Sea International Film Festival, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images]
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