FAST X Rome Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 15, 2023

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The cast of Fast X hit the colosseum for the Rome premiere. The dresses were slinky, the muscles were bulging, the suits were ill-fitted and 90% of the cast is afraid of color, apparently. Let’s assess anyway! We gave Helen Mirren and Charlize Theron their own spotlight posts because they attempted to be interesting and also because they’re Helen Mirren and Charlize Theron.

 

Alan Ritchson
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He needs to lay off the bronzer and find a good tailor. That suit fits him terribly. If you’re going to wear white kicks with a suit, it needs to be a suit in an interesting color.

 

Brie Larson in Vintage Versace
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Sure. It’s not the most exciting look in the world and the cross feels more than a little dated, but we can’t argue that she looks bad.

Daniela Melchior in Saint Laurent
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What a bizarre ensemble. If you’re cold and you need a jacket, how about picking a dress that isn’t so flimsy it’s practically imaginary? Her makeup is gorgeous, though.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (in Dolce & Gabbana) and Jason Statham (in Bottega Veneta)
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PinAnother completely bizarre frock that only works because she’s wearing it – and even then, it only barely works. Gay Porn Homer Simpson’s ensemble would look a lot better if the pants weren’t so long on him.

John Cena
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It’s cute, it’s fun, and despite the body proportions, it seems to fit him well – in the ass, at least. He gets all the credit in the world for having some fun here because the rest of his male co-stars (and even some of his female co-stars) look like they’re afraid of color or anything the smacks of caring about how they look.

Jordana Brewster in Brunello Cucinelli
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PinThe outfit’s okay enough, but your eye goes straight to the jewelry because it’s the only interesting part.

Michelle Rodriguez in Saint Laurent
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PinPretty much her standard look. No real complaints except that we feel like she’s worn some version of this a thousand times and also the satin trim cheapens the dress a little. She also, curiously, does not seem to age. Someone should throw some holy water on her just to check.

Nathalie Emmanuel in Miu Miu
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PinGirl, you got Miu Miu’d hard. That thing’s a mess and the color is terrible for her.

Rita Moreno
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PinShe looks fabulous. LOVE those pants. Apparently, she’s playing Vin Diesel’s abuela in this one, which is hilariously awesome casting. We hope she gets to shoot a gun or two.

Scott Eastwood
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PinMeh. Low effort, poorly fitted. It’s a nice enough suit, though.

Sung Kang
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PinTHANK YOU FOR NOT BEING AFRAID OF COLOR, SIR. This is great. A little rumpled, but great. Love the pocket square.

Tyrese Gibson
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PinThat coat just doesn’t go with those pants and shoes at all. While we’re happy to see a dude not dressed entirely in black for this one, we don’t think white was the way to go for the rest of the ensemble. In fact, he’d have been better off with a white jacket.

Vin Diesel
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He’s not even trying, but let’s face it: for this franchise, at this stage of the game, he doesn’t really have to. Just wear something black and put on a pair of shades. We’re not actually supporting him in this anti-style approach, but we get it.

[Photo Credit: Ernesto S. Ruscio/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Giulia Parmigiani/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, IPA/INSTARimages]

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