Versace Los Angeles Fashion Show Front Row Red Carpet Rundown

A metric shit-tonne of stars came out in the tackiest outfits available to them for the Versace show in Los Angeles. Brace yourselves for a lot of sparkle and a lot of skin.

Alexander Edwards and Cher

ATTAGIRL. She honestly looks amazing. Love the jacket.

Allison Williams

We didn’t realize there were pants under there at first. We hate the Versace branded textile and the little kerchief looks like she’s trying to hide a hickey, but the outfit’s okay.

Anne Hathaway

She is transcending the dress because she looks fabulous but it is making her look like she farted.

Ariana DeBose

It’s a Versace show. You’ve gotta expect this sort of thing. Looks hellaciously uncomfortable to us, but she seems to be handling it just fine.

Channing Tatum

A hot man with a great body in a comically large suit.

Danielle Deadwyler

Sure. Okay. Given how different her Till promotional wardrobe was, we wonder if this is closer to her real style or just a vacation from all the prestige actress looks.

Dua Lipa

Why Miss Dua. You look downright elegant.

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade

They look gorgeous, but both of them could’ve used longer hems.

Ke Huy Quan

This suit is giving us a migraine.

Lil Nas X

Yes, you naughty little schoolgirl. SERVE IT.

Lily James

This looks remarkably restrained, but we saw a shot of her in the front row and the poor girl needed to keep her clutch clamped to her crotch because that skirt opens up completely when sitting down.

Matt Bomer

All the women are dressed like strippers and all the men (except Lil Nas) are wearing twice as much fabric as they need.

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez

It’s giving Tina Turner but we don’t understand that bust.

Pamela Anderson

Kind of amazing that she showed up to the same event as Lily James, since she spent a good portion of the past year trashing her work in Pam & Tommy. The cape is a lot of fun, but that skirt is horrible.

Paris Hilton

It’s cute but basic. No shade, but that’s kind of her whole aesthetic.

Russell Tovey

For the stylish octogenarian homosexual.

Simone Ashley

It’s cute and sexy, but that bust design is awful.

[Photo Credit: Abaca Press/INSTARimages, Faye’s Vision/Cover Images]

• Alexander Edwards
• Allison Williams
• Anne Hathaway
• Ariana DeBose
• Channing Tatum
• Cher
• Danielle Deadwyler
• Dua Lipa
• Dwyane Wade
• Gabrielle Union
• Ke Huy Quan
• Lil Nas X
• Lily James
• Matt Bomer
• Michaela Jaé Rodriguez
• Pamela Anderson
• Paris Hilton
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Russell Tovey
• Simone Ashley
• Versace