Posted on March 24, 2023

Those stylish thieves, clerics, bards and paladins we all love put on their Cloaks of Many Fashions and rolled the 20-sided Die of Promotion, which opened a teleportation circle that whisked them away to Paris, having suffered only minor damage on the way. If you know, you know. If you don’t, the cast of Dungeons & Dragons hit the red carpet in the city of lights.

Sophia Lillis

This is cute, but it looks like she could go down a whole size for a better fit, although we suppose the looseness is on trend. We’re in our Big Clothes Era, it would seem. We blame Gen Z. Just because it’s fun to. Anyway, the bag doesn’t really go.

Hugh Grant

As expected.


We realize everyone loves him with the long Boho Artist hairstyle, but we have to say, he’s got such a gorgeous mop that pretty much any hairstyle looks good on him. Yes, we see the terrible situation happening under that tuxedo jacket. We would like to pretend that we don’t see it.


Michelle Rodriguez

The dress is okay enough (Why is everyone wearing so much black lately?), but she looks like she drove here at high speeds with the top down.

Regé-Jean Page

A very big suit on a pretty man. We don’t love the fit and we think the color isn’t the best one for him. Pastels can be tricky that way.


Now this is a great suit. The color looks fantastic on him. We’re not sure about the boots, though.


[Photo Credit: Abaca Press/INSTARimages]

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