Shall we start our day off with jawdropping beauty and perhaps even a little lady sexual tension?
We’re honestly a bit surprised to see Miss Michelle doing the one thing we never see her do when it comes to her promo style: rest on pretty. We’re also quite surprised to see Miss Angelina do something she absolutely never does: have a little fun with her fashion. Ladies, we’re confused. Are you settling a bet? Did you send out a couple of celebrity lookalikes in your places? This is all terribly uncharacteristic and confusing to bitchy fashion bloggers such as we, who have a set of pre-ordained responses to everything you do. Now we have to go and recalibrate our settings. Hmmph. This was supposed to be an easy one and you two have thrown a couple of style wrenches into the whole plan.
We’ll say this: Angie’s look, while a bit awkward in its shape, is a lot of fun and loaded with more personality than most of what she’s worn in public in the last decade. More of this please, Miss. More color, shape and fun in your fashion. Michelle? We love you, but this is a sad effort. The sleeves are too wide and the top is too short. Plus we hate the color, but that’s on us.
Angelina Jolie: Givenchy Ensemble from the Spring 2019 Couture Collection
Styled by Jen Rade
Styled by Samantha McMillen | Hair by Richard Marin | Makeup by Brigitte Reiss-Andersen
[Photo Credit: Camilla Morandi/Ipa/Instarimages.com, Marco Provvisionato/Ipa/Instarimages.com, givenchy.com]