Friday Leftovers for the Week of September 29th, 2019

Posted on October 04, 2019

Kittens, we won’t claim that everything you’re about to view and hopefully judge with all your might actually represents the normal roundup of mediocrities. A rather high percentage of these looks land in our good-to-great range. It’s just that most of them lacked that extra special something that inspired us to wring 200 or so words of critique out of them. So hello! Let’s celebrate that!

But also judge them.

 

Aquaria

YAAS, FASHION BITCH

 

 

Carly Chaikin in Prada

We don’t hate the overall look, but we don’t love the bib or the shoes, to the point that it’s hard to see anything else.

 

 

 

Christian Slater

Love the suit color, wish he didn’t look so disheveled.

 

 

 

Dua Lipa in Saint Laurent

Yuck. Those shoes are awful in combination with such a short dress.

 

 

Emmy Rossum in Rebecca de Ravenel

Pretty damn fabulous. Like a high-fashion cardinal.

 

 

Grace Gummer

The combination of braid, dress design, and pose make it look like someone twisted her up like a piece of taffy. Also: girl, that’s not your color.

 

 

 

Joaquin Phoenix

Pretty sure he’s been sleeping in that suit for the last two weeks.

 

 

Joel Edgerton in Dzojchen

We love that he’s bold with his style sometimes, but boy, do we hate this shade of blue and the lack of contrast here.

 

 

Joel Edgerton in Louis Vuitton

Dude, what is going on with you? Why do you look like you fell in a vat of paint?

 

 

 

Katie Holmes in Marc Jacobs

This is a pretty great look but we hate the top showing through the skirt.

 

 

 

Lily Rose Depp in Chanel

An okay dress paired with some questionable footwear and an absolutely Olympic medal-worthy bitchface. We’re pretty sure she’s melting some of those camera lenses with the power of her mind.

 

 

 

Lily Rose Depp in Chanel

Pretty dress, fairly standard look overall. A bit underwhelming for Chanel.

 

 

 

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten

This so conventional-looking, both for her and for her fave designer Dries. It’s a little on the matronly side.

 

 

 

Maisie Williams (with Reuben Selby)

They look fabulously insufferable. Go have fun with it, kids.

 

 

Penelope Cruz in Chanel Couture

The feathers do NOT work at all, but the dress would be generic without them.

 

 

 

Rooney Mara in Hiraeth

Yawn.

 

 

 

Rose Byrne (in Nanushka) and Bobby Cannavale

He looks like a finance dude and she should burn that dress and slap the person who talked her into going blonde.

 

 

 

 

 

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