Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton at the “Alita: Battle Angel” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on February 06, 2019

One of the great things about our imaginary version of Jennifer Connelly is her utterly unshakeable self-regard which allows her to seek out and wear the most ridiculously fucked-up fashion and have it come off like the most dignified and downright regal of looks. It’s possible we’re reading too much into her barely perceptible expression here, but we get the distinct impression she’s feeling the one thing our imaginary version of Jennifer Connelly never feels:


Deep regret.

We don’t blame you, girl. This is a flaming pile of bad design elements passing itself off as an outfit. The shoes alone spike the ridiculous level. By the time you take in the 40 textiles and 300 pounds of metal (note: some exaggeration for dramatic effect may have been deployed in the writing of this post), you realize the poor dear just wants to shuffle off that red carpet and get out of this painful ensemble. At least that’s how we imagined it. It’s too painful to consider that she might be feeling this one.

No. She’s definitely upset here. Or maybe that’s just her makeup.




Style Credits:
– Louis Vuitton Embellished Dress from the Pre-Fall 2019 Collection
– Louis Vuitton Petite Malle Handbag
– Louis Vuitton Shoes

Styled by Leslie Fremar

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]

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